On July 22, 2016, Donald J. Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin, after a breakthrough telephone conversation and a clandestine meeting at the Kremlin, vowed to reveal the Nibiru reality and its cover-up. The two world leaders signed a memorandum of understanding; in exchange for Putin’s silence, Trump swore to expose the Nibiru cover-up as one of his earliest presidential acts, if elected. Less than a week after the billionaire’s miraculous victory over Hillary Clinton, our Kremlin source said that Putin “is on edge,” “fidgety,” and gravely concerned that Trump will not fulfill his promise. Tuesday night, our source said, a Russian diplomat hand-delivered a letter to President-elect Trump at his Trump Tower penthouse apartment. That letter, handwritten by Vladimir Putin, contained only a single sentence: “Tell the world about Nibiru, or I will.”

“Putin made this agreement with Trump based on mutual respect,” our source said. “In many ways, Putin sees Trump as a kindred spirit. He was absolutely convinced that Trump would break with Washington policy and warn the world about the forthcoming Nibiru cataclysm. Even though Trump has not yet moved into the White House, Putin’s beginning to question Trump’s resolve.”

This change in posture sharply contrasts with Putin’s attitude on election night. Following Trump’s historic victory, a jubilant Vladimir Putin used “the Kremlin Teletype,” located in the basement of Russia’s most fortified structure, to send Trump a congratulatory letter. He showered Trump with lavish praise, even referring to Trump as his “American brother” and “comrade in arms.”

But recent developments in American politics seem to have provoked anxiety in the Russian president. “Though Trump has been president-elect for just over one week, Putin has noticed changes in his behavior and his policies. This very much concerns President Putin. He put all his faith in Trump. Putin thought Trump was a strong, stoic man, but already sees him softening,” said our Moscow source.

Putin’s concerns are apparently linked to Trump waffling on important issues like immigration reform and, more importantly, appearing to back from his promise to incarcerate Hillary Clinton. During the second presidential debate, Trump loomed over Hillary like a shadow, promising to hire a special prosecutor to investigate her crimes and misdemeanors against the American people. On Sunday night, however, Trump backpedalled, telling CBS’s 60-Minutes host Leslie Stahl “These are great, great people. Really great. I don’t want to hurt these people.”

We can quote our Kremlin source verbatim: “If President-elect Trump is so squishy he already caves in on his promise to jail nasty Hillary Clinton—a woman who has caused Russia many problems—then how can Putin trust him to disclose Nibiru? If this Hillary Clinton lady lived in Russia, we would send her to gulag. He also tries to wiggle out of throwing Mexicans out of your country. First, he says he’ll throw them all out and build a magnificent wall. Now he says he’ll only toss out two or three million and put a little fence up. How is President Putin supposed to justify this? Nibiru is humankind’s greatest threat. It caused the five great extinctions, including the dinosaurs! It sunk Atlantis, and now it may be trying to kill us. If Trump is so weak he has already broken pledges to his supporters, how can Putin count on him to reveal Nibiru. Trump must announce Nibiru!”

According to unimpeachable sources—including Russian Ambassador Vitaly Churkin—Putin will give Trump thirty days—starting on 20 January— address the forthcoming Nibiru apocalypse. Failure, Putin said, is not an option. Any additional postponement would be considered a blatant act of bad faith against the Soviet Union and its people, compelling the Russian president to warn the world about Nibiru himself.

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According to the Washington Post, Today, President-elect Donald J. Trump shocked the scientific community by naming a pair of Nibiru whistle-blowers to the United States President’s Council of Advisors on Science and Technology (PCAST). He handpicked Dr. Ronald Shimschuck and Dr. Ethan Trowbridge as co-chairs of PCAST.

Dr. Shimschuck’s credentials are unimpeachable; a former MIT graduate and NASA scientist, Dr. Shimschuck sacrificed his career and safety to warn the world about Nibiru, said to be a brown dwarf star and seven companion planets on a near collision course with Earth. He has survived numerous attempted assassinations and abductions by unsavory persons eager to silence him. In May, during a highly anticipated interview with truth seeker Steve Olson, two men with Armenian accents barged into Dr. Shimschuck’s Tiblisi safe house and shot him with a tranquilizer dart. He barely escaped with his life. To this day, he is reluctant about discussing the details of the incident, but admits to being offered large amounts of cash in exchange for “forgetting” about Nibiru.

Dr. Ethan Trowbridge has impeccable credentials. He graduated from the University of Iowa with a Masters in Climatological Sciences. He was formerly employed by the USGS, where he learned about the Nibiru reality and its cover-up. He asserts that Hillary Clinton and Barrack Obama are directly responsible for perpetuating the cover-up.

Their appointments sharply contrast Trump’s hawkish cabinet picks, a move that has confounded mainstream academia. These choices alarmed the scientific community, defying predictions that Trump would pick conservative scientific voices instead of a pair of disenfranchised outliers whose views have been repudiated by colleagues across the world.

Dr. Shimschuck, however, is confident in Trump’s decision.

“This better, much better,” said Dr. Shimschuck. “Ethan and I knew Trump would make the right decision. It’s been well established that he believes in Nibiru’s existence. Dr. Trowbridge and I will assist him in any possible way to help bring this topic to light. Trump even promised Vladimir Putin he would reveal Nibiru to the world. Finally, I think, we will see this happen in January. I can’t say much more now. I was sworn to secrecy!”

Dr. Trowbridge was a bit more forthcoming regarding his interview with the president-elect.

“I met him at Trump Tower. We had lunch. He had oysters; I had a ham sandwich,” Dr. Trowbridge said. “He quizzed me thoroughly on my scientific knowledge. He asked many tough questions. He asked me if the sun revolved around the Earth. I said no. He got upset and insisted it did. I showed him some evidence contradicting his belief. He said he’d keep an open mind and think about it. Then I had to answer five multiple-choice questions about Nibiru. Trump is a smart man. He knows what to do.”

Apparently, Vice President-Elect Michael Pence agrees: “Trump made a smart move. These men represent the best in their fields. There are no brighter minds on the planet,” Pence said.

An analysis of Trump’s picks points to an interesting conclusion: he is staffing his cabinet with a combination of battle-hardened generals and peace activists like John Bolton. Each appointment has been a small piece to a large puzzle, forming an elaborate mosaic, illustrating Trump’ plan to tackle the impending Nibiru apocalypse.

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According to a story first reported in the Washington Post, Fiji Prime minister Frank Bainimarama has publically endorsed a revolutionary smartphone application designed to harness the power of Nibiru. The application, tentatively called “InstaChrage,” combines complex programming algorithms and a small piece of hardware that plugs into a standard 3.5mm headphone jack, common on most smartphones. The announcement has drawn sharp scrutiny; critics claim the application breaks the laws of thermodynamics, while the developers and a majority of Nibiru researchers applauded Dr. Bainimarama for acknowledging the Nibiru realities and investing a significant portion of Fiji’s economy toward the groundbreaking technology.

The application, sources say, can recharge a cellphone’s battery to full capacity in as little as thirty seconds, depending on atmospheric and astronomical conditions. Dr. Bainimarama says he has successfully tested the program, which he hopes will make Fiji a telecommunications hub and information superpower in the Pacific.

“Nibiru is very powerful,” Dr. Bainimarama told the Washington Post. “I am not a scientist, but I do not believe that Nibiru will destroy the Earth. I do believe we can use its power to benefit life on Earth. I am proud to represent the first nation to endorse this technological wonder.”

The creators of the application—American Douglas Stewart and Fijian Gaurangbhai Patel—said their invention took many years of research to complete and underwent rigorous testing to authenticate its viability. Having received help from retired NASA scientists and Nibiru researchers, they officially launched the application at a lavish party last week in Fiji.

“We received help from eminent scientists, including a prominent Nibiru whistle-blower who still remains anonymous to protect his laboratory from NWO threats,” Stewart said. “Many people helped bring this tool to life. By using Nibiru’s natural energy, the phones will charge almost instantly. Think of the possibilities. InstaCharge has a 99.1% success rate when used correctly.”

According to Stewart, the smartphone rests in specially designed cradle. A micro-antenna is inserted into the headphone jack and pointed in Nibiru’s general direction. A status indicator on the cradle allows users to align the antenna for optimal use.

Our Washington source contacted Dr. Ronald Shimschuck, an ex-NASA scientist, Nibiru whistle-blower, and newly appointed member of President-elect Donald Trump’s Scientific Advisory Board.

“This is theoretically possible,” Dr. Shimschuck said. “Nibiru is creating a lot of untapped energy as it begins its counterclockwise spin around the sun and begins hurtling toward our inner solar system. It is creating massive amounts of electromagnetic and geo-thermic energy. If someone found a way to harness and utilize that power, the possibilities are endless. An end to fossil fuels. And end to reliance on nuclear energy. Free energy will become a reality—at least until Nibiru gets here and wipes us out.”

However, other experts insist that Stewart and Gaurangbhai are hucksters hoping to capitalize on ignorance and stupidity.

“This invention is absolute nonsense,” said Justin Bobwhite, a professor of Physical Chemistry at Victoria University in Wellington. “First, Nibiru is a fraud. Second, anyone who’s studied even high school physics knows that one of the fundamental principles is that energy cannot be destroyed or created. It’s simple, you can’t make energy from an app and a mythical planet.”

Dr. Bainimarama rebukes the criticism. “InstaCharge works. The only caveat is that it will not work with IPhones due to their proprietary technology. Apple’s loss. With Android phones, the sky’s the limit. Plus, we have added incentive for certain users. We want to offer peace to our Most Deplorable Neighbors, who claim to live in what some claim the Fuji Island; so we are announce the “Fiji-Fuji-Fuji-Fiji” initiative, to settle our border war with our alleged cousins in Fuji, who were not very nice at all to us in the past. But let by-gones be by-gones, let the bones be buried! This is our final offer of peace, to the Fuji rat bassets!”

The application and associated hardware will be made available during the first quarter of 2017, and will be obtainable via GooglePlay and AndroidStore.

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As first reported by Zero Hedge, Yves Chandelon, a high-ranking NATO official, was found dead in his car with a gunshot wound to his head. His death occurred on December 16, but went largely unreported until odd circumstances surrounding his untimely demise began leaking to alternative media outlets.

Chandelon’s body was discovered in the Belgian town of Andeen, sixty-two miles from his home and office in Lens. He died from a close-contact gunshot wound to the right side of his head; Belgian authorities said that Chandelon’s right hand still clutched the revolver at the time his body was found.

Critics say that suicide victims are usually not found still holding their weapon; another minor problem is that Chandelon was left-handed.

Oddly, mainstream coverage was non-existent; American, French, and British papers simply ignored the “suicide” of an important NATO official. This is particularly disturbing since Chandelon’s duties included probing terror financing. Our source in Brussels ferreted out alarming information suggesting that Chandelon was murdered not because of his ties to anti-terrorist activities; Chandelon, our source discovered, had somehow obtained top secret information on the Nibiru cover-up and intended leak that information to the public.

Our source reached out to Chandelon’s son Janvier, a long-haired Belgian sheep farmer, who found himself in the midst of a NATO maelstrom, after the shocking death of his father.

“My father was not suicidal,” Janvier said. “He was of sound mind. I talked to him earlier that day. They killed him. They say he shot himself with right hand. This is lie. My father was a lefty and had very limited use of his right hand.”

Medical reports, obtained thanks to the European Freedom of Disinformation Act of 2014, support Janvier’s statements. In 2006, Yves Chandelon visited Spain, where he participated in a bull-riding exhibition. A large bull named Tornado had thrown him from the saddle and had trampled his right arm, causing partial paralysis.

“So my father could not have shot himself in that way,” Janvier told our source. “This is all a lie. Also, they say a suicide note was found in the car. I have seen the note. Not good, not good.” Asked why anyone might have held a grudge against his father, Janvier said, “Nibiru….They killed him because of Nibiru.”

Janvier says his father had discovered classified information about Nibiru, a system comprising a dwarf star and seven companion planets hurtling toward Earth on a near-collision course. The information, Janvier says, deeply troubled his father, resulting in many sleepless nights.

“My father wanted to warn the world and tell the truth,” Janvier said. “And I believe that got him killed. I never believed in Nibiru until my father shared some—very little—information with me. But that was compelling enough to make me understand the Nibiru realities. My father was a man of honor, of peace, and would have warned the world.”

We learned that Yves Chandelon had planned to attend an astronomical symposium in Brussels early next year. Janvier believes that his father hoped to use that symposium to publicly warn the world about the impending Nibiru apocalypse.

Moreover, Janvier claims to be in possession of a sealed metallic box, recently given to him by his father, with instructions to open it in a non-extradition country—if, and only if, Yves Chandelon himself inexplicably vanished or died under bizarre circumstances. However, fearing for his own safety, Janvier has expressed trepidations about opening the case.

“This is a very strange box,” Janvier said. “Like stainless steel or brushed aluminum, but is almost weightless in my hands, and has no locking mechanism, no seams, no clasps, no latches. It appears to be hermetically sealed. I could not open it if I wanted to.”

Before concealing the box in an undisclosed location, Janvier had it tested at a chemical laboratory, where it was placed under an electron microscope for fluoroscopic and Chroma-graphic testing. The results were astounding: its composition did not conform to any known elements on the periodic table.

This box, is now casting a dark shadow upon Janvier’s hitherto peaceful farm life in Flanders Fields.

“I don’t know. I just don’t know. The box itself may be the clue. I think it’s made of Nibiru anti-gravity particles or oxidized Nibiru dust. Right now, I’m afraid, very afraid. That box is my only security right now,” Janvier said. “If this is what I think it is, I want it to get into the proper hands, not the hands of someone like Barack Obama, Donald Trump or Angela Merkel.”

Janvier says he has contacted a Russian embassy in Europe. “I wonder whether I might need asylum in Russia. They are very good to whistle-blowers like Edward Snowden. Vladimir Putin may be the one sane and reasonable person whom I can trust with this information,” Janvier said.

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Visions of Nibiru often conjure up images of a desolate, lifeless planet, filled with pools of molten lava and billowing clouds of noxious red iron oxide dust that shields the planet from casual observation.

Astrobiologist Herman Schwartzbaum dismisses the notion that Nibiru is a lifeless rock drifting through space; he claims that Nibiru is teeming with life, home to a space-faring race of malevolent giants who reside in magnificent cities of crystal and glass.

Professor Schwartzbaum has excellent credentials. He graduated Magna Cum Laude from Long Island’s prestigious Nassau County Community College with an Associate’s Degree in Liberal Arts. He furthered his education by attending Nibiru information and survival seminars up and down the east coast, and later obtained a Master’s in Biological Sciences via the University of Phoenix’s online distant learning courses. He has dedicated his life to debunking Nibiru myths while promoting truth about the dark star and its orbiting planets.

“Not many people understand the truth about Nibiru,” Professor Schwartzbaum said. “There are people on Nibiru. Big people. Great big guys. And let me tell you, they ain’t friendly. I seen one of their ships go over my house once. It must have been many miles long and a thousand feet in diameter. That ship probably held two or three thousands of those guys. I saw one looking out a porthole.”

This alien race is known by many names, chief among them being the Anunnaki, Professor Schwartzbaum said. Their planet is part of a solar system that orbits our sun every 3600 years, and during each cycle, as Nibiru swings around Sol and nears Earth, the Anunnaki launch scout ships toward Earth to ascertain humanity’s technological advancements.

“It’s called probing,” Professor Schwartzbaum said. “These guys want to make sure we haven’t advanced enough to fight them. They’re sending ships here all the time. Big ships. Landing parties check things out. Sometimes things get ugly.”

According to Professor Schwartzbaum, United States Special Operations Forces have clashed with Anunnaki raiding parties. In 2011, a Navy Seal reconnaissance team stumbled upon an “Anunnaki enclave” while searching for Taliban insurgents in northwest Afghanistan caves. A firefight erupted, but the gigantic aliens, some of whom stood thirty feet tall, were resistant to small arms fire. They slaughtered the Seal team. Later, the Pentagon fabricated a story about a midair helicopter collision to hide the truth behind the skirmish.

“Some CIA guys and astromoners [sic] talking on the internet told me something else. In May, 2012, a flying saucer crashed in Moscow town square. And a dozen of these really big guys got out of the ship and started fixing it while dozens of Russians stood frozen in place. These aliens weren’t little guys. They were really big guys. They must’ve had mind control, because some Russian guy scraped his eyes out with his fingernails after the ship took off.”

Asked why the Anunnaki prefer hostility to peaceful coexistence, Dr. Schwartzbaum said, “They want our gold…and our women.”

Nibiru’s atmosphere, Professor Schwartzbaum explained, requires periodic infusions of gold to sustain life. The Anunnaki have perfected a process that “dustifies” gold and blends it with Nibiru’s red iron oxide dust, creating breathable atmosphere and a protective shield surrounding the planet. Without the gold, the Anunnaki would perish.

“Nibiru was once home to vast gold mines,” Professor Schwartzbaum said, “but over hundreds of millennia the Anunnaki have exhausted their natural supply. They had to find more somewhere else. And that somewhere else is Earth. Our women they want for breeding and pleasure. Anunnaki women ain’t pretty.”

When Nibiru reaches perihelion, fleets of Anunnaki starships will blot out the sky and descend on cities across the globe. Able-bodied human males will be used as slave labor, to mine enough gold to sustain Nibiru’s atmosphere for another 3600 years. Ten-to-fifteen percent of females will be whisked away. Shortly thereafter, Nibiru will ravage the Earth and lay waste to its cities. The Anunnaki, protected by Nibiru’s rejuvenated shield, will return to their planet to watch the cataclysmic chaos unleashed upon the Earth.

“There ain’t much we can do about it,” said Professor Schwartzbaum. “It’s happened before, and it will happen again.”

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Just wanted to take a moment to wish our esteemed readers a happy, Nibiru-free new year. With any luck, the impending Nibiru apocalypse will be delayed and allow us a peaceful 2017. Unfortunately, Nibiru isn’t the only calamity threatening to extinguish life on this blue pearl we call Earth. A disgraced Barrack Obama is trying to incite war with Russia. A potential conflict with China looms in the distance. Disputes over geographical hot spots like Syria and Ukraine have edged the world closer to a nuclear war.

We feel we’ve accomplished a lot over the last year, delivering urgent news and information others have chosen to ignore. We’ve published 135 original stories on the dark star and its planets. The Washington Post nominated us “Best Nibiru News Site of 2016.”

Additionally, our investigative team ferreted our credible Nibiru whistle-blowers, people like Dr. Ronald Shimshuck, Dr. Ethan Trowbridge, Professor Schwartzbaum, Russian astronomer  Dyomin Damir Zakharovich, Madame Rosemary, Herbert Allen, and others.

Because we are a website focused on writing and investigative journalism, and because we eschew the so-called lens flare Nibiru photographs that litter other outlets, we are often targeted by disinformation specialists looking to commercially peddle their own versions of Nibiru news.

In our pursuit of truth, we’ve endured countless hacking and denial of service attacks.

Regardless, we remain committed to the cause. We aim to double our efforts in 2017, by providing exclusive stories on Nibiru and other topics of global importance.

We sincerely hope our readers will follow along, taking the journey with us.

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“The time to get out of California is now,” says former USGS climatologist and Nibiru whistle-blower Dr. Ethan Trowbridge.

A swarm of more than 250 potentially deadly earthquakes has struck since New Year’s Eve along the California-Mexico border, alarming local residents. The USGS was quick to write off the incident, citing ‘typical and normal seismic instability along areas crossing the San Andreas Fault’ as reason for the tremors that almost sent some residents running for the hills.

However, Dr. Trowbridge and a handful of other Nibiru researches attribute the sudden increase in earthquakes to Nibiru’s proximity to Earth. According to Dr. Trowbridge, the USGS has cooperated with the government in concealing the impending Nibiru apocalypse. Camouflaging the genuine cause of the earthquakes, Dr. Trowbridge says, is the most recent example of the government’s treachery against citizens of the world.

“Earthquakes like these don’t happen for no reason,” Dr. Trowbridge said. “Sure, California is prone to naturally occurring quakes, but these quakes are not natural. Nibiru is currently perpendicular to Earth, swinging around the back side of the sun, and is in a heightened state of agitation. No place on Earth is safe, but coastal areas are particularly susceptible to Nibiru’s influence. Especially California.”

Dr. Trowbridge fears that Californians may underestimate the severity of the recent earthquakes, the strongest of which barely tripped the Richter scale at magnitude 3.9. Scientific data demonstrates that large numbers of low magnitude tremors are often a harbinger for catastrophic mega-quakes; without accounting for Nibiru, many scientists believe California is long overdue for a super-quake that will shake the state to its very foundations.

And Nibiru will make things worse.

Dr. Trowbridge urges Californians to watch Roland Emmerich’s movie 2012, in which California is devastated by a massive, life-ending quake.

“That movie was scientifically accurate! These people are blind to what’s going on around them,” Dr. Trowbridge said. “Can’t they see what’s happening? Nibiru’s distance to Earth and degree of angular deflection is causing dramatic heating of the Earth’s crust.”

He insists California is in grave danger, that the frequency and severity of Earthquakes will increase tenfold when Nibiru reaches perihelion some time later this year.

Asked whether he had any helpful tips for Californians, Dr. Trowbridge said, “Get out now, while there’s still time. Failing that, stock up on staples like canned tuna and Coca-Cola, this has a long shelf life. It’s only a matter of time before California beaks off and falls into the Pacific Ocean.”

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On Monday, NASA identified a rogue celestial object hurtling toward Earth at an alarming 26,000 miles per hour. The anomaly, designated ‘2016 WF9,’ is over one kilometer in diameter and is currently visible in the southern skies. NASA’s brightest minds have failed to reach a consensus as to the origin and nature of the celestial interloper; while 2016 WF9 is dark like a comet, it lacks the characteristic gas and dust cloud that define a comet. They unanimously agree, however, that 2016 WF9 will harmlessly skirt the Earth sometime during the first week of February. Despite these assurances, Russian-born astronomer and Nibiru whistle-blower Dyomin Damir Zakharovich believes otherwise, asserting that the newly identified object originated in the Nibiru system and will strike our planet, surviving its trip through our atmosphere intact, on February 16, 2017.

“NASA is lying through its teeth,” Dr. Zakharovich said. “It is not conceivable that they do not know the truth. We have seen the data! The object they call WF9 left the Nibiru system in October when Nibiru began spinning counter clockwise around the sun. Since then, NASA has known it will hit Earth. But they are only telling people now. And telling lies. That they call it 2016 WF9 proves they are lying. If they just discovered it yesterday, it would have a 2017 prefix.”

According to Dr. Zakharovich, 2016 WF9 was one of trillions of asteroids churning around Nibiru in a cosmic whirlpool. Occasionally, the asteroids collide, bumping one another likes balls on a billiard table, sometimes ejecting one another from orbit. In this case, Dr. Zakharovich said, 2016 WF9 was jettisoned directly toward Earth. Using the “slingshot effect,” it first doubled speed circling the brown dwarf star, then doubled that speed to the third power when it spun behind the dark side of the sun, propelling it toward Earth at transversel velocities.

“The Nibiru system is filled with asteroids and dust. It was only a matter of time before one was hurled in our direction. The object is larger than NASA says. Our preliminary data suggested a 2.2km asteroid that will have no problem penetrating the atmosphere without burning up,” Dr. Zakharovich said.

He says the asteroid is composed of hardened tritium encased in a nickel-iron core; essentially making it invulnerable to the thermilatic shielding that normally protects our planet from small space-borne objects. If correct, 2016 WF9’s impact will cause widespread devastation, striking with the force of a 3,000Mt atomic weapon. An ocean impact would boil the seas and potentially generate catastrophic tsunamis. If it hits land, entire cities will be laid to waste.

“And this is just a precursor to the damage Nibiru will cause when it gets here,” Dr. Zhakarovich said. “NASA probably knows the impact zone. I do not. We are all in peril.”

Although other Nibiru whistle-blowers have echoed Dr. Zhakarovich’s concerns, at least one disagrees with his hypothesis. Astrobiologist Herman Schwartzbaum, for example, says that Nibiru is inhabited by a race of giants, and that they deliberately launched 2016 WF9 in an unprovoked attack, to cripple Earth’s defenses in advance of their arrival later this year.

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An anonymous member of Trump’s transition team today admitted that President-elect Donald J. Trump would provide worldwide Nibiru disclosure during his inauguration address on January 20. For over nine months, long before his historic victory over Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump has wrestled with the truth behind the Nibiru realities. Trump is more than a successful businessman, more than a president; he is a curious truth seeker eager to unravel complicated mysteries that many deem ridiculous conspiracy theories, including the most sinister cover-up in human history—the impending Nibiru apocalypse.

Since June, President-elect Trump has secretly negotiated with Russian President Vladimir Putin over how to break the news without inciting worldwide panic. Both leaders have resolutely desired to dismantle the Nibiru cover-up, but expressed concerns that one misstep might cause mass hysteria and an immediate breakdown of social services across the globe.

“Trump and Putin have met four times…maybe five,” our source said. “No one knows for sure. We do know that after hours of negotiating, they agreed that Trump was best suited to make the disclosure. His voice would reach more people. Putin would back him up. Unfortunately, Trump has had trouble convincing his own people that disclosure is in the best interest of humanity.”

Usually reliable sources stated that members of Trump’s transition team, including his daughter Ivanka and General James “Mad Dog” Mattis, have pleaded with Trump to abandon his quest for Nibiru disclosure. Ivanka warned that even the mere utterance of the word ‘Nibiru’ would provide her father’s political enemies with newfound ammunition to use against him, possibly resulting in immediate cries for impeachment. Oddly, Vice President-elect Michael Pence has been harping on Trump to make the Nibiru announcement at once, consistently advising him to “Do it now! Do it now! We can’t wait!”

Despite conflicting opinions, our source says, Trump remains committed to warning the world about Nibiru. Appointing a pair of Nibiru scientists to the President’s Council of Advisors on Science and Technology (PCAST) underpin Trump’s resolve to keep his promise to Vladimir Putin and to provide worldwide Nibiru disclosure at the earliest opportunity. Furthermore, Trump has recently learned that a Nibiru fragment has emerged from the dark side of the sun and is hurtling toward Earth at transversal velocities, and may strike us sometime in February.

This report stems from information provided by Russian astronomer Dr. Dyomin Damir Zakharovich, whose data suggest that a 2km asteroid, composed of heat-resistant hardened tritium, will impact Earth on February 16. Additionally, Dr. Zakharovich provided Trump with graphs and charts proving that Nibiru is in a heightened state of agitation, causing ventral heating of the Earth’s crust.

We can quote our source verbatim: “When Trump learned that devastation could occur as early as February, he knew he could wait no longer. A 3:00 am phone call with President Putin cemented Trump’s decision to make the announcement during his inauguration speech.”

Weather Trump makes the disclosure is anyone’s guess. He has balked at past opportunities, first during the presidential debates and then during his victory speech. One thing is certain: If he fulfills his promise, his inauguration address will be heralded as a defining moment in the history of humankind.

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The day before yesterday, January 6, 2017, elements of Vermont’s National Guard discovered an abandoned Nibiru monitoring station in the Aleutian Islands. As reported previously, allegations over Russia hacking Vermont’s power grid triggered a strong reaction from Governor Phil Scott. He activated the National Guard and dispatched a special task force to seize and hold the Aleutian Island of Chirkov, an uninhabited frozen wasteland located sixty miles off the Kamchatka Peninsula. Borrowed naval units, including a PB440 class patrol boat and three inflatable rafts, were airlifted to the Pacific before setting sail for Russia. A Pentagon source, wishing to remain anonymous, obtained a partial transcript of radio communications between the unit’s commander and, allegedly, a secret military installation in Vermont’s Green Mountains.

What should have been a routine operation was wrought with unforeseen complications. An impenetrable ice barrier encircled Chirkov Island, forcing the National Guardsmen to seek refuge at an uncharted area known as the Kamalov Atoll. In 2014, Vladimir Putin had allowed astronomy students from Donetsk University and the Marine Corps of the Donetsk People’s Republic to train on Kamalov Atoll, uninhabited except for a herd of self-sustaining cattle that miraculously survived on wheat grass atop a grassy knoll near the center of the island.

With the onset of Arctic winter, the students and the Donetsk Marines left the base; however, rumors in Moscow had it, that a dissident astronomer from Donetsk University, Professor Dr. Mikhayl Nikolayevich Tukhachevsky, had refused to leave, saying that he needed six months of solitude in the polar night, to pursue his studies.

While securing the island, the Vermont National Guard expeditionary force found more than just cattle. “My jaw dropped,” said commanding officer Lt. Scheisskopf. “Three hundred head of cattle grazing in a field of grass surrounded by ice on all sides. Who knows how long they’d been there? Then we spotted a structure atop an icy hill. I ordered Corporal Clevinger and Private Popinjay to take the hill.”

The structure turned out to be an abandoned astronomical observatory with a thirty-six inch refractive, parallax telescope, still functional. The building appeared deserted. The National Guardsmen cautiously cleared each room using Navy Seal approved counter-insurgency tactics. According the leaked transcript, Sergeant Porchinski, the team’s medic, thought he saw a shadow and ‘accidentally’ discharged his weapon, only to discover that his magazine had been filled with blanks. They all had blanks, no live ammunition. Apparently, Governor Scott felt that issuing live rounds would heighten the risk of creating an international incident if his forces met Russian resistance.

Regardless, the elite force secured the compound without encountering any Russians. Shockingly, they found the skeletal remains of a person, whose empty eye-socket still peered into the telescope’s optics and whose bony finger clutched a spiral-bound notepad filled with nearly undecipherable scribble, written in Cyrillic.

“It was nearly impossible to interpret,” Lt. Scheisskopf said. “Thank heaven Sergeant Porchinski spoke and read Cyrillic. The ink was faded on many pages—mathematical formulas, coordinates, and on one page the letters ‘n,’ ‘i,’ ‘r,’ and ‘u.’ Private First Class Wintergreen was looking over my shoulder, and he said, “Sir, that spells Nibiru!” I had never heard about Nibiru until he explained it to me. Then, we moved the skeleton and I looked into the telescope. What I saw chilled my bones.”

He saw a dense cloud of red iron-oxide dust swirling through space. In the center of the cloud sat a brown dwarf star, surrounded by seven orbiting planets, hurtling through the cosmos toward Earth. He stared ten minutes before looking away from the telescope.

“I couldn’t believe it,” Lt. Scheisskopf said. “For the first time in my life, I saw Nibiru. I contacted my commanding officer, General Dreedle, using secure radio transmissions. I let him know that our initial mission had been compromised and that we had found a Nibiru monitoring outpost. He ordered us to return home at once, but Murphy’s Law struck.”

While the National Guard investigated the observatory, a polar storm had descended on Kamalov Atoll and swept the rafts—and food rations—out to sea. Stranded and hungry, Lt. Scheisskopf radioed his commanding officer, requesting immediate extraction. But General Dreedle said that all air units were currently involved in training exercises and would not be available for several days, after which he would send an airlift to recover the lieutenant and his troops.

Lt. Scheisskopf requested permission to butcher, cook, and eat one or two of the cows so his men would not starve while awaiting rescue. General Dreedle, the report says, refused the request; slaughtering cattle of unknown origin, he said, might provoke an international incident, especially if the cows were Russian.

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The commander of the DC National Guard, Major General Errol Schwartz, has been relieved of duty for a slip of the tongue—he accidentally allowed classified information about Nibiru to reach the press ahead of President-elect Donald J. Trump’s scheduled Nibiru disclosure on January 20.

As detailed by our Washington sources, Gen. Schwartz obtained a Nibiru report from Gen. Dwight Dreedle, the commander of Vermont’s National Guard. The “Trump eyes only” bulletin had a glaring headline: Nibiru is frozen in space and is no threat to Earth.

As reported previously, elements of Vermont’s National Guard discovered an abandoned astronomical observatory on the Kamalov Atoll, a Russian-owned province in the Aleutian Islands. Vermont Governor Phil Scott had ordered the National Guard to seize and hold an uninhabited Russian island, in response to a Washington Post piece revealing Vladimir Putin’s sinister hacking operations against Vermont’s power grid.

Alas, the troops never reached their intended destination; a polar vortex had swept through the region, leaving them stranded at Kamalov Atoll until yesterday. In coordination with the governor’s office, General Dreedle, Commander of the Vermont National Guard, mounted a massive search-and-rescue operation to recover his wayward troops. A pair of CH-53 Super Sea Stallion helicopters took off from Subic Bay and flew non-stop to rescue the stranded guardsmen.

More interesting than the operation or the rescue is what the unit’s commander, Lt. Scheisskopf, found at Kamalov Atoll—a forsaken astronomical observatory and the mummified remains of Russian astronomer Professor Dr. Mikhail Nikolayevich Tukhachevsky.

According to leaked information, Lt. Scheisskopf nearly collapsed from fright when he peered into the observatory’s advanced parallax telescope.

“For the first time in my life, I saw Nibiru. A red cloud of dense dust swirling through space. A sun at the center with planets around it. It was like looking through a dense fog,” Lt. Scheisskopf explained. Fortunately, Seargent Porchinski was with us. Being fluent in Cyrillic, he was able to decipher Professor Dr. Nikolayevich’s notes. He is also an amateur astronomer and was shocked at what he saw.”

Sergeant Prochinski reportedly said: “This isn’t right, lieutenant. It’s definitely Nibiru, but its orbit should have carried it out of the telescope’s field of view by now. This can mean only one thing, sir. Nibiru has stopped in space.”

Upon his rescue from the Kamalov Atoll, Lt. Scheisskopf sent his report to General Dreedle, who forwarded to General Schwartz, who was

to personally hand it to Donald Trump. Unexplainably, he agreed to field “off the record” questions from an anonymous Washington Post reporter.

We can quote our source within Trump’s transition team verbatim: “President Trump was livid, repeating ‘Not good. Not good.’ for about three minutes. He then telephoned President Obama, ordering that General Schwartz be fired at once.”

The President-elect had planned to make an earth-shattering announcement about Nibiru during his inaugural address on 20 January. This Nibiruleak may or may not have compromised his agenda. If indeed Nibiru is frozen in space, Trump would have shared such wonderful news with the world.

Former NASA scientist and Nibiru whistle-blower Dr. Ronald Schimschuck examined the leaked transcript and offered a scientific explanation as to why Nibiru has suddenly stopped in its tracks.

“This is truly astonishing,” Dr. Shimschuck said. “One explanation is this: Nibiru has traveled so long and so far that it has lost elasticity. You see, Nibiru is a heavy mass object, very heavy, so heavy, in fact, that it simply came to a standstill and may never again move. If this theory proves accurate, humankind can rejoice. Nibiru no longer threatens us with extinction. However, I would like to examine the telescope before making a conclusive decision. But it remains on Kamolov Atoll, property of Vladimir Putin.”

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SpaceX, a spooky organization headed by mysterious Tesla CEO Elon Musk, launched a Falcon 9 rocket from Vandenberg Air Force Base on Saturday, January 14. The unscheduled launch took place just days after a classified Nibiru report—prepared for Trump’s eyes only—leaked onto the net and was picked up by alternative news sources throughout the information superhighway. The gist of the report: Nibiru is “frozen in space” and poses no threat to Earth.

Officially, this was a routine launch, carrying “benign communication stalactite relays”. However, thanks to our source at Vandenberg, we are able to report that this mission was the Trump response to the Frozen Nibiru news. The President-elect demanded that a Frozen Nibiru Dossier be on his desk by 8 AM on January 20th.

According to our Kremlin source, Vladimir Putin was first approached; he stood ready to help, but needed a week to ready a Soyuz-class rocket for launch—longer than Trump was willing to wait. Trump even considered asking help from China. Ivanka and Vice President-elect Michael Pence convinced him to avoid making foolish deals with Chinese President Xi Jinping. Ultimately, Trump turned to Elon Musk, whose retrofitted Falcon 9 had recently passed OSHA inspection and needed only fuel and transportation to the launch facility. Musk, a known Nibiru debunker, initially balked at the proposal, but relented after Trump promised to fund the launch.

Under cover of darkness, a private security force transported the Falcon 9 to Vandenberg Air Force Base, where it was made ready for launch.

“This is no ordinary rocket,” our source confessed. “It contains cutting edge technology, including a four-stage booster and a payload module ready to deploy revolutionary thermal imaging devices. The rocket itself uses advanced thrusters with a reverse-osmosis transdermal boost system, capable of propelling the rocket, at warp speeds, to its secret destination—Mars’s orbit.”

The revolutionary propulsion system will allow Falcon 9 to reach Mars in just under two days. The fuel is a hybrid 3:2:1 ratio of pasteurized helium, liquid methane, and hardened tritium. Thermal graphics, operating in parallel with motion-sensor technology, will confirm whether Nibiru has frozen in space and ceased its deadly encroachment toward Earth.

Asked why Falcon 9 was sent to Mars instead of Earth’s orbit, our source said, “It’s simple. Mars is spiritually and astrologically closer to Nibiru than is Earth. Trump felt time is of the essence, and by positioning the payload module relative to Mars’s southern polar region, he’d get the big picture much faster.”

Incidentally, a total media blackout shrouded the launch. Networks were notified after Falcon 9 left orbit. Rumor has it that Jared Kushner witnessed the launch.

[Correction: an astute reader pointed out that her local news covered the launch. Thus, in keeping with our high standards, we have struck out thee final sentence of the article.]

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On Sunday, January 15, we printed an exclusive story of earth-shattering importance: a shadowy organization called SpaceX launched a revolutionary rocket, the Falcon 9, to confirm previously established reports that Nibiru had frozen in space and halted its deadly approach toward planet Earth.

SpaceX hid the true nature of the launch; it claimed Falcon9 carried routine satellite relays, which were to be deployed in geosynchronous orbit. Our source uncovered the truth behind Saturday’s launch—Falcon 9’ payload module was filled with infrared detection and motion sensor devices created specifically to evaluate Nibiru’s current position. When classified reports indicating Nibiru had stopped in space leaked to the press, President-elect Donald J. Trump took the initiative, rallying the assistance of SpaceX founder Elon Musk, whose rocket blasted off into space early Saturday morning.

Using cutting-edge fuel consisting of pasteurized helium, corrugated liquid methane, and hardened tritium, the rocket should have reached orbit around Mars at 4 am (EST) Tuesday morning.

However, our Vandenberg source provided shocking information—nefarious persons, it seems, may have deliberately sabotaged the rocket by tampering with its internal guidance systems and its quad-controlled dual reverse-osmosis thrust vectoring system. The rocket sped past Mars, arching toward the outer solar system at near-warp speeds, and incinerated as it plunged into Venus’s scorching atmosphere.

“Accidents like this don’t happen for no reason,” our source said. “The rocket should’ve safely established orbit around mars and deployed the Nibiru monitoring payload. Everything was triple checked in advance. Suspicious. Most suspicious. Trump was relying on this information. He wanted to talk about Nibiru during his inaugural address—but wanted confirmation that Nibiru had stopped being a threat to Earth.”

Democratic saboteurs, our source says, are the usual suspects. According to usually reliable sources, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama had learned about Trump’s fascination with Nibiru and about the bona fide reason Falcon 9 had been rushed for launch preparations. Hours prior to launch, suspicious persons had been observed maneuvering around the launch platform.

Jose Ortivilla, a janitor whose work includes scrubbing carbon scoring from the cement below the launch site, said he saw four men scurrying near the Falcon 9 hours before departure.

“I was about thirty feet away from these men,” Ortivilla said. “Three of them wore lab coats and stood in a triangle around the rocket. They had electronic boxes with spinning antennas. They were pushing buttons on the boxes while looking up at the rocket. The fourth man was thin, in black suit and tie, standing silent with his arms folded across his chest, nodding his head slowly. I didn’t think anything was strange because the men in coats dressed just like Vandenberg technicians. Only after the mission failed did I think something wrong. My supervisor called me into his office and showed me a book of mug shots. One picture matched the man in the suit. I saw then that it was John Podesta. I remember having seen a picture in the paper of him and Hillary Clinton together.”

The implication seems clear: Hillary loyalists have desperately sought to discredit President-elect Trump and scuttle his chances of setting foot in the Oval Office. If Falcon 9’s mission had succeeded—proving Nibiru was no longer a hazard to humanity—Trump’s popularity would have soared. Even diehard liberals would have thanked him for disclosing the Nibiru realities, forever condemning the Democratic Party to a life of political obscurity.

Unfortunately, no other rockets remain available. Trump’s only hope is to recover the telescope that first proved Nibiru is frozen in space. But that piece of optical equipment is thousands of miles away, on the Russian owned Kamalov Atoll, now said to be guarded by a regiment of Spetznaz commandos.

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In response to wide-ranging reports that President-elect Donald J. Trump would confirm the existence of Nibiru during his inaugural address, a group of three hundred fanatical Russian Nibiru believers has traveled from Moscow to Washington in hope of catching Trump’s eye. Word of Trump’s impending Nibiru announcement has been circulating throughout the internet for months; on January 9, a source within his transition team said that Nibiru disclosure was Trump’s top priority, and would be discussed after he had been sworn into office.

A Pravda reporter caught wind of the story and published several articles congratulating Trump for embracing a taboo subject eschewed by mainstream science. RT reprinted the stories, and soon the news had spread across Russia, from Moscow to the Siberian wilderness. Shortly thereafter, scores of enthusiastic Russians made plans to attend Trump’s inauguration.

“Donald J. Trump is great man,” said Dimitri Orlov, who traveled from St. Petersburg to Washington. “President Putin never tells the truth about Nibiru. President Trump will. My whole family come with me and hopefully we get close enough for Trump to acknowledge our support for him. He is smart man.”

Hundreds of other Russians echo his sentiments. Thanks to social media, three hundred Trump-loving Russians banded together and pooled resources, they chartered a fishing schooner to ferry them from Vladivostok to Maryland.

“We are proud to be here for President Trump’s Nibiru talk,” said Maria Khazakov, whose husband and three infant children accompanied her on the month-long voyage. “It was a cramped trip. But worth it to hear President Trump. I renamed my children “Donald,” “John,” and “Trump” to honor President Trump. It is good to be here, but still some problems.”

The Russians, it seems, failed to account for unforeseen difficulties. For example, every hotel in a fifty-mile radius of Washington is booked solid. Besides, most of the Russian travelers carried little money, only a few rubles, hardly enough to secure reservations in Washington’s ritzy hotels, even if rooms were available.

The inventive Russians took matters into their own hands; they have created gypsy camps, erecting small tent cities along the Potomac, in city parks, and in low-income Baltimore neighborhoods. Their movements have not gone unnoticed. The Secret Service has been tracking the Russians since they set foot on American soil.

“The Secret Service no like us here,” said Mario Kutznuv. “We tell them we are friend to Donald J. Trump. They look at us like we are animals. Kutznuv and his parents are living in a tent made from discarded tarps and pieces of cardboard foraged from neighborhood dumpsters.

Despite minor setbacks, their spirits remain high. At night, they gather in a circle and sing songs dedicated to President-elect Trump. They have manufactured signs and banners to fly during the inauguration festivities, bearing slogans such as “NIBIRU FOR TRUMP,” “TRUMP IS GREAT,” “TRUMP IS GREATER THAN NIBIRU.”

Asked whether the group had been offered an audience with Trump, Ivan Vaterpezhekosma hung his head and said, “I don’t think we be so lucky. We like President Trump to have dinner with us so we can talk about Nibiru. But I think Secret Service not allow this. We stand with Trump, however we can. Fuck President Putin. We love Trump. We go home loving Trump.”

Alas, the Russian delegation may be in Washington longer than expected. Their schooner had sprung leaks, taken on water, and sank early Wednesday morning.

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President-elect Donald J. Trump has cancelled plans to disclose the Nibiru realities during his Jan 20 inauguration speech. As reported previously, and established through interviews with high-ranking Republican outliers, Trump has been wrestling with the truth about Nibiru, said by many to be a brown dwarf star and seven orbiting planets on a near-collision course with Earth.

In July 2016, Trump struck a deal with Russian President Vladimir Putin, himself a passionate Nibiru believer who has fought to dismantle the three-decade long Nibiru cover-up. In exchange for Russian cooperation on wide-ranging issues, Trump had promised to disclose Nibiru as one of his first presidential acts. On January 6, 2017, an anonymous member of Trump’s transition team said that the president-elect would use his inaugural address as a platform to promote Nibiru awareness.

According to usually reliable sources, unanticipated events have compelled Trump to abandon his scheduled Nibiru disclosure.

“President Trump was eager and anxious to let the world know all about Nibiru,” our source within the transition team said. “Unfortunately, three coincidental events have pretty much crippled any hope of him mentioning the word Nibiru on January 20. Sad day. Very sad day. Very bad. Very bad. Trump is very depressed right now. I’ve never seen him so down. He desperately wanted to let everyone know that Nibiru no longer threatens us.”

Another source—not Steve Bannon—outlined reasons why Trump has forsaken his promise to warn the world about Nibiru. Trump, our source said, wanted concrete evidence before fielding any questions on Nibiru. He almost had that evidence in hand—almost.

Last week, elements of Vermont’s National Guard unearthed a shocking report at an abandoned Nibiru monitoring station in the Aleutian Islands. The gist of the report:Nibiru had frozen in space and no longer threatened Earth. Trump—aided by SpaceX founder Elon Musk—tried to authenticate the report by funding a $300,000,000 emergency space mission. Musk’s revolutionary rocket was to orbit mars and verify Nibiru’s position. However, Democratic saboteurs had tampered with the rocket’s internal guidance systems, causing the payload module to speed past Mars and crash into Venus.

To make matters worse, Trump had counted on the files of the Nibiru Room, that President Reagan had built in 1983, a fortified room several hundred feet below The Oval Office. Only the president and two advisors could access the Nibiru Room. A secret elevator, requiring both a retinal scan and alluvial verification, lead to the Nibiru Room.

“Trump wanted those data! He needed them!” our source said. “But now that will never happen. Obama made sure of it.”

To thwart Trump’s disclosure, President Obama personally burned two thousand files of classified Nibiru material, says former British MI6 agent Christopher Steele, who watched as a petulant Barack Obama kneeled at the Oval Office fireplace and torched document after document. President Obama, Steele said, laughed maniacally as he incinerated proof of Nibiru’s existence, even using one of the flaming documents to light a cigarette tucked between his lips.

“Incredible, totally incredible,” Steele said. “I heard Obama muttering to himself “Trump will never get these” while tossing papers into the flames.”

Then came Trump’s admission, Tuesday morning, that Russia was behind the cyber attack on the Democratic National Committee. For months, Trump sided with Putin in renouncing questionable intelligence reports as fake news. His sudden reversal shocked Moscow; our Kremlin source says that an outraged Vladimir Putin flew into a fit of rage and declared Trump an enemy of Russia.

“Notwithstanding his persistent bluster and childish outbursts, Trump feels insecure when trespassing past casino and beauty-contest affairs; psychologically, he needed Putin’s support for his Nibiru disclosure,” our source said. “You won’t believe it, but Trump fears ridicule; most of all, he fears being pilloried by astronomers, that he calls an ivory tower mafia. Now that Putin will no longer help Trump, a chill has descended upon Russian-American relations.”

Given these incidents, we find it highly unlikely Trump will fulfill his promise to forever end the most diabolical cover-up in human history. What might have been Trump’s crowning achievement will now likely haunt his presidency.

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To our esteemed readers:

Yesterday we suffered a catastrophic hack that compromised much of our research and material. We estimate this hack has set us back at least one year. Many of our contacts and sources were deleted and replaced with random names, hindering our efforts at getting at the truth behind the ever-changing Nibiru realities. A comprehensive analysis of our log files point to either Ukrainian Present Poroshenko or Russian President Vladimir Putin as the mastermind behind these callous attacks against our infrastructure.

The hackers were clever; they used multi-circuit,anti-triangulation nodes to avoid alluvial detection. However, our cyber-security expert conducted  tri-phasic scan and ultimately pinpointed the source of this catastrophic attack against this website. Initial signs pointed to Washington involvement. Additional evidence traced the hack to the Kremlin. Our security expert wasn’t satisfied and continued hunting, finally tracking the signal to the 5th floor in Kiev, an American occupied stronghold within the Ukrainian Ministry of Information.

The embedded podcast touches on the hack, and other random information. Rather than explain it, just watch the podcast–it’s only 20 minutes.

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During his historic inaugural address to the American people, President Donald J. Trump hinted at Nibiru’s reality, giving a sly but affirmative wink to millions of people who have eschewed mainstream science and embraced the Nibiru truths. While speaking about the future of American prosperity, President Trump slipped in the comment “We will unlock the mysteries of space,” a poignant remark that served as a rallying cry for Nibiru believers across the world.

President Trump stopped short of full disclosure for obvious reasons; the eyes of the world were upon him.

Our Washington source added his thoughts. “It’s obvious Trump is deeply worried about Nibiru,” our source said. “Since Obama burned the Nibiru dossiers—Trump knows he is facing an uphill battle. He said what he could. His comment about unlocking space mysteries was a direct reference to the Nibiru cover-up. He had to say something; he couldn’t say nothing. Friends and enemies lurked all around. If he said nothing at all, Nibiru believers would have felt disenfranchised. If he said too much, his enemies would have sprung from the shadows. He struck the right balance.”

Across the country, Nibiru believers rejoiced.

Reginald Klopscott, a former merchant marine who operates a Nibiru survival camp in Missouri, said Trump’s remark was a wakeup call to all Nibiru debunkers. Recruitment, he says, skyrocketed following Trump’s inaugural address.

“You ain’t gonna believe it!” Klopscott said. “After Trumped talked, we got two new members. We getin’ ready for that Nibiru. I read somewhere it’s made of hardened tritium so we are fortifying our bunkers. I know that President Trump will soon tell us everything.”

In Washington, President Trump had a hectic day. He was sworn in, attended a lengthy parade, joined his wife at two inaugural balls, and, late in the evening, took his first steps into the Oval Office. He got right to work, signing several executive orders. Two gutted parts of ObamaCare.  Our White House source confirmed that President Trump signed at least two additional Executive Orders, one of which dealt with terminating the Nibiru cover-up.

With a stroke of his pen, President Trump nullified thirty years of Nibiru secrecy. The executive order rescinded Ronald Reagan’s “Nibiru Secrecy Act of 1983,” an obsolete regulation imposing stiff penalties—50 years imprisonment  and unspecified fines—on Nibiru whistle-blowers.

“That order was controversial,” our Washington source said. “Reagan went overboard. After NASA’s IRAS detected Nibiru in 1983, Reagan signed the executive order. It forbade any public servant, scientist, or person with ‘true and accurate’ information about Nibiru from ever mentioning the word Nibiru. Reagan even had the word Nibiru removed from dictionaries. Check for yourself—you won’t find the world Nibiru in any dictionary, anywhere.”

Our source was correct; neither Webster’s nor the Oxford English Dictionary mentions the word ‘Nibiru.’

Oval Office chatter suggests Trump is pacing himself; he does not want to steamroll into anything that might backfire and provide the opposition with ammunition to use against him. Regardless, Trump has stepped into a larger universe, and his day-one actions clearly illustrate a steadfast resolve seldom seen in fledgling presidents.

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A failed ICBM launch involving a British submarine nearly triggered a war between the United States and Great Britain. The nuclear mishap occurred last June, but had gone unreported until The Washington Post printed a story about the HMS Vengeance, a Vanguard Class nuclear submarine; it test fired a single, unarmed Trident ballistic missile thirty miles off the coast of Florida.

10 Downing Street jumped on the story. Prime Minister Theresa May admitted the Vengeance had been conducting missile readiness drills and that a faulty missile had spiraled out of control but posed no threat to the United States.

The official story is a gross distortion of the truth. Shortly after the Post broke the story, Christopher Steele, a highly respected former MI6 operative, provided shocking testimony that contradicts the fictional errant missile narrative. The HMS Vengeance, Steele said, launched a full sortie of sixteen armed SLBMs, each carrying four multiple independent reentry vehicles. One missile had spun out of control and was remotely detonated, while the remaining nuclear weapons raced toward their true destination—Nibiru.

“This was a clandestine operation,” Steele said. “No one was supposed to find out. They had to spin a story to conceal the truth. Prime Minister May learned that Nibiru’s relative position to the dark side of the sun had made it vulnerable to nuclear weapons. She also learned that late last year Kim Jong-un launched nukes at Nibiru, to no affect. She thought British-American technology would be better. She ordered the operation without informing parliament.”

Steele believes the modified Trident D5 ICBMs are powered by a revolutionary propulsion system and are capable of striking Nibiru. Fueled by a mixture of hydrogenated methane and compressed liquid helium, the missiles should intercept the Nibiru system before it intersects Venus’s lateral axis sometime in August. Steele does not know the current location of the missiles, but believes they are currently arching toward the outer solar system to intercept Planet X. He explained the scientific principles:

Nibiru has heavy gravity and a strong rotational spin, Steele said. Even if the missiles deviate from the plotted course, Nibiru’s centrifugal force is powerful enough to grab and yank the ICMBs into Nibiru’s atmosphere. The resulting explosion should deflect or destroy Nibiru. According to Steele, the blazing detonation will illuminate the heavens; persons living at northern latitudes should be able to witness the celestial fireball with the naked eye.

Asked why the launch occurred so close to America’s territorial waters, Steele said, “Very simple. Prime Minister May learned that Florida is closer to Nibiru than is Britain. They launched for maximum effect, from the most optimum location. Yes, this could have provoked a nuclear exchange between the United States and Great Britain. But May was willing to take that chance, for queen and country. But she took some precautions.”

Moments before launch, 10 Downing Street notified the White House of its intentions. Obama had no time to oppose May’s plan. The ignition keys had been turned; the launch sequence had started. Nothing could stop the birds from leaving the silos. Obama had two choices: either accept May’s story or launch a retaliatory strike against Britain.

“Even back in June Prime Minister May feared Trump would become President. And in her infinite wisdom knew that Trump would have used the nuclear football, a fascination of his, to incinerate Great Britain regardless of any explanation. He is a very impetuous man. Knowing that Obama is somewhat of a pussy, she acted before Trump came into office. Actually, a wise decision, it turns out,” Steele said.

The end of this story remains to be written. But Britain’s actions clearly indicate a desire to save the world from a potentially deadly threat.

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Nibiru addiction is a growing psychological illness, says Dr. Patricia Wallace, a Harvard-educated psychiatrist with over thirty years of clinical experience. She became aware of this illness, she says, when patients began creating elaborate fantasies about a distant celestial object on a collision course with planet Earth.

“I first learned about Nibiru from a patient back in 2012,” Dr. Wallace said. “He was absolutely convinced that a mythical planet was going to smash into Earth in December of that year. I desperately tried to work with him, but the fantasy completely consumed him. I thought, of course, this was an isolated incident. Until I met another patient, several months later, who also believed in Nibiru.”

In 2013, Dr. Wallace started researching the psychological impact Nibiru had on patients. She began clinical studies, opening her doors to patients whose visions of Nibiru had affected their lives. However, since Nibiru believers do not believe they are psychologically impaired, Dr. Wallace had to entice them into her office for counseling. She offered incentives–$150 to each patient willing to communicate his Nibiru experiences. Unfortunately, patients flooded her office, and she soon realized that that the majority of new patients merely sought some free cash and did not believe in Nibiru at all. To her credit, Dr. Wallace had done sufficient research to weed out the phonies.

“It was a tough chore,” Dr. Wallace confessed. “But I was still shocked at how many people actually believed in the Nibiru hypothesis. Staggering. Truly staggering. The ones I talked to really didn’t want help; the simply wanted to tell me their Nibiru stories. They were more interested in convincing me about the Nibiru realities than acknowledging their own problems. In one year, I saw fifty Nibiru patients. Some of these people need thousands of hours of therapy.”

Dr. Wallace believes these patients suffer from a debilitating condition, a diagnosable ailment she calls “Nibiru Addiction.” The disease, she said, manifests in three stages:

“The first stage is Nibiru Awareness,” Dr. Wallace explained. “This typically occurs when a susceptible person is exposed to the word Nibiru or Planet X, often through word of mouth or read on internet conspiracy forums. During this stage, the individual is still a fully functional member of society. In the back of his mind, though, he is constantly thinking about Planet X and how it will destroy the earth. He doesn’t speak of this openly or publicly, but may communicate anonymously with other believers.”

Over time, Nibiru Awareness may escalate to the second stage, Nibiru Addiction, a deeper pathology that seizes the patient’s psyche with overwhelming thoughts and visions of Nibiru. At this point, Dr. Wallace says, patients often exhibit uncharacteristic behavior, such as non-violent verbal outbursts against anyone challenging their belief in the Nibiru system.

“Nibiru becomes their psychological anchor,” Dr. Wallace said. “Nibiru Addiction should not be taken lightly. Patients start to suffer disassociation, wholeheartedly consumed with exploring the Nibiru myths. They may spend hours upon hours prowling internet forums, believing they are conducting Nibiru research to the betterment of humanity. They present compelling arguments with absolutely no evidence. The disease must be arrested here; without medication and intense therapy, the condition may worsen.”

In rare cases, Nibiru Addiction escalates to Nibiru Psychosis, by which point the patient has lost touch with reality. Although seldom physically violent, patients suffering from Nibiru Psychosis tend to elevate their sense of self-importance; they perceive themselves as Nibiru messiahs, part of a savior movement dedicated to warning the world about an impending Nibiru apocalypse that will eradicate all life on Earth.

“Some are truly convincing,” Dr. Wallace said. “They may start websites or YouTube channels and rally other Nibiru believers to their cause. Unfortunately, they’ve lost touch with friends and family, burned bridges, lost their jobs, and sometimes worse. For example, I had one patient who suffered a terrible case of Nibiru Psychosis. I’ll call him Doug. He became so convinced that Nibiru was going to ravage the Earth that he took his family’s saving and spent it on cat food. That’s right. Cat food. He wanted his seventeen cats to survive the Nibiru apocalypse—he spent $4500 on cat food. Then, after he started getting substantial amounts of donations from fellow Nibiru believers, he took that money and abandoned his wife, his children—and his cats. Sad. Very sad. I wish I could have helped him more.”

Following that incident, Dr. Wallace petitioned the Centers for Disease Control to recognize Nibiru Addiction as a potentially pandemic disease.

Asked whether she still treats Nibiru patients, she made a startling confession: “I had to stop seeing them. It was getting too much for me to handle. I started thinking about Nibiru too much myself. I was having visions. I caught myself just in time.”

While Dr. Wallace makes valid arguments, her conclusions are questionable. She fails to account for scientific evidence that proves Nibiru’s reality—photographs taken from the Hubble and South Pole telescopes, testimony from authenticated whistle-blowers, and notable scientists that have mysteriously disappeared. One thing is certain: the debate over Nibiru’s existence has persisted for over thirty years and shows no signs of ending anytime soon.

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In a display of characteristic leniency, last night President Trump signed a secret executive order pardoning Nibiru whistle-blowers. His sprawling signature on the order signaled a desire to abolish the diabolical Nibiru cover-up that has loomed like a dark shadow over the free world. Granting blanket clemency to whistle-blowers marks the second time in five days he has used Executive Orders to ease the pain and suffering Nibiru whistle-blowers have faced for over thirty years. Last Friday, a stroke of his pen rescinded Ronald Reagan’s “Nibiru Secrecy Act of 1983.”

He signed last night’s order in the Oval Office, in the presence of Dr. Ethan Trowbridge, a Nibiru whistle-blower and former USGS climatologist whom Trump appointed to the President’ Science Advisory Committee (PSAC.)

“This is a historic day for Nibiru whistle-blowers,” Dr. Trowbridge said. “Finally, we can live our lives without fear of ridicule or threats against our lives and livelihood. President Trump is keeping his promises to himself, to the American people, and to Vladimir Putin. President Trump is on the right side of history.”

Unfortunately, the presidential pardons offer little comfort to the friends and family of Nibiru whistle-blowers whose lives have been lost in the name of secrecy. Starting with Robert Sutton Harrington’s inexplicable death in 1993, scores of whistle-blowers have met with untimely demise. A 2014 independent study conducted by the Untimely Astronomers Death Committee (UADC) revealed disquieting facts: 8 astronomers died from ‘tropical’ diseases; 6 perished in automobile accidents; 13 committed ‘suicide’; 18 dropped dead from heart attacks.

Dr. Trowbridge believes Trump’s resolve will immediately end the clandestine war against Nibiru whistle-blowers.

“For the first time in a long time, I truly feel safe,” Dr. Trowbridge said. “Many of us have lived in the shadows, living reclusive lives, communicating in secrecy to the best of our ability. Today, that ends. We can at last talk about Nibiru without fear of government retaliation.”

The Executive Orders, however, make no mention of American whistle-blowers currently living overseas; the clemency clause applies only to American citizens residing in the United States or its protectorates. Dr. Trowbridge fears for his colleagues that fled the United States to avoid governmental prosecution. Dozens of persecuted scientists, he says, sought refuge in non-extradition countries, and may not have the resources to return home.

“They are stranded and helpless,” Dr. Trowbridge said. “I know of at least two who fled to jungles in South America. They were terrified of the CIA hit squads that routinely targeted Nibiru whistle-blowers. We must bring our brothers home safely.”

While the United States and Russia have adopted policies promoting Nibiru awareness, other nations cling to outdated policies and procedures regarding Nibiru whistle-blowers. Under Angela Merkel’s rule, for example, Germany has waged an all-out war on whistle-blowers. Many German Nibiru researchers have mysteriously disappeared.

President Trump’s desire to acknowledge Nibiru’s reality shows he is willing to embrace worldly issues of Earth-shattering importance. He has taken bold, courageous steps that infuriate his political adversaries. He still has a long way to go. He must apply the necessary pressure to compel foreign leaders to abandon their crusade against Nibiru whistle-blowers worldwide.

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