For the second time in three weeks, a Trump-funded space launch will attempt to confirm widely circulated reports that Nibiru has frozen in space and no longer endangers the Earth. Earlier this month, President Donald J. Trump rallied the aid of SpaceX founder Elon Musk, a shadowy entrepreneur whose Falcon 9 rocket blasted off into space on January 14, carrying classified Nibiru monitoring equipment.

That mission suffered catastrophic failure; Democratic saboteurs tampered with the rocket’s alluvial guidance systems, sending it plunging into Venus’s scorching atmosphere. SpaceX and the Trump administration concealed the true nature of the January 14 launch, claiming the rocket carried standard communication satellites.

During the week of 30 January, weather permitting, SpaceX—funded by Trump to the tune of $300,000,000—hopes to launch another rocket to gather critical information on Nibiru’s current state of cyclic movement. This time, however, the lift off will take place in Florida, not California. Part of the reason next week’s launch will occur at Kennedy Space Center is because, sources say, Democratic spies have been spotted lurking near the Vandenberg launch site. The Trump-Musk team has planned for all possible contingencies and has taken steps to mitigate future sabotage attempts.

Last Monday, Elon Musk joined Trump for a “closed-door” breakfast meeting at the White House. Our source within the administration heard Trump’s thunderous voice while standing outside the White House’s Roosevelt Room, where the clandestine meeting took place.

“On Monday morning President Trump met with many business leaders,” our source said. “After the meeting officially concluded, Musk stayed behind. He and Trump talked for nearly an hour, and I specifically heard them discussing details on the launch. Trump was dishing out a lot of money. He wanted to avoid another failure. Trump hates failure. He’s deeply concerned about this Nibiru thing, and is afraid that handling it incorrectly will cause his approval ratings to plunge lower than they already are—if that’s possible. So he and Musk hammered out details.”

First, Musk explained the science behind the failed launch: agents of opposition reprogrammed Falcon 9’s telemetry system using a modulated ultra-high frequency radio signal. The Rocket’s electronics, it turned out, were vulnerable to existential interference, a flaw SpaceX engineers solved soon after Falcon 9 crashed into Venus.

Trump was heard barking at Musk: “If you don’t get it right this time, you’re fired!”

When Musk suggested hiring additional security to guard the launch site, Trump brushed him off with a dismissive wave of his hand, saying, “That’s not your concern. Prince has taken care of everything.”

The comment referenced notorious “Blackwater” mercenary Erik Prince, who, according to an interview published in Democracy Now, has been secretly advising Trump from the shadows. Our source said that Prince and his sister, Betsy DuvVos–Trump’s pick for Secretary of Education–were at the White House and conferred with President Trump shortly before Elon Musk’s arrival.

“There’s a lot going on here we don’t yet full understand,” our source admitted. “But I’m sure Trump hired Erik Prince to safeguard the launch.”

Additionally, Trump invested in an elaborate security apparatus designed to intercept and repel foreign microwave signals that attempt to penetrate the launch platform. The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has imposed a “no fly zone” around Kennedy Space Center for the entire week. Any aircraft straying into the restricted area will be ordered to change course immediately, and eliminated with extreme prejudice if they fail to comply.

If the mission is successful, the Falcon rocket will reach mars in just over two days. The payload module will establish orbit over Mars’s southern polar region and deploy thermal imaging optics and motion sensor devices able to gauge accurately whether Nibiru’s axes of inertia have caused the celestial interloper to freeze in space. The payload module is said to include a transverse funnel capable of siphoning red iron oxide dust from the Nibiru system for comparison against known liquidity factors.

The exact time and date of launch are closely guarded secrets, known to only Musk, Trump, and a handful of engineers who have been sworn to secrecy.

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On Saturday, President Donald J. Trump fielded a flurry of telephone calls from foreign leaders amidst rising tensions over his controversial policies. They spoke about his disregard for NATO and the Executive Order banning people born in certain countries, including green card holders–or not. Of the twenty-four calls he made, none was more important than “the Nibiru call,” an hour long encrypted conversation between Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Our Washington source, speaking to us under deep cover, gave alarming details surrounding the conversation between the world’s two most powerful men: Trump formally asked Putin to surrender The Telescope.

As reported previously, Trump is seeking to confirm a United States Special Operations Command report that the Nibiru system has just stopped–stalled behind the Dark Side of the Sun. Evidence for that had been found, along with the fossilized remains of famed Russian astronomer Professor Dr. Mikhail Nikolayevich Tukhachevsky, at an abandoned Nibiru monitoring outpost on Kamalov Atoll, a Russian-controlled province in the Aleutian Islands. United States military personnel had seized the report. However, lacking a metric socket set, had been unable to unbolt the Telescope from its concrete base.

Now, our source says, President Trump is desperate to recover the Telescope and its data, which provide the only available proof substantiating Professor Dr. Tukhachevsky’s SNT (“Stalled Nibiru Theory”).

THE TELESCOPE

“The conversation between Trump and Putin started friendly enough,” said our White House source. “These two men see each other as comrades in arms. They first discussed Syria. However, when Trump started up about the Telescope, Putin hemmed and hawed–he would’ve have been glad to bring Trump not just the Telescope, but even the entire 50-ton KO (Kamalov Observatory) personally, during
an unscheduled trip to Washington early next month, except for a minor problem–the KO was empty, the Telescope was gone.”

Trump, apparently, flew into a fit of rage: “In many ways, Trump sees the Telescope as a last chance to salvage an already failing presidency. At one point, Trump lost it and blurted out at Putin “you’re fired.” Dr. Max Jacobson quickly administered benzodiazepine to calm him down, as Putin explained that every track was being pursued to find the Telescope,” our source explained.

POROSHENKO DID IT

Evidence now points to Ukrainian involvement; intelligence obtained via the 5th Floor FSB in Kiev directly implicates Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko, in a last-minute attempt to sabotage the Trump-Putin Entente Cordiale. Apparently, Tatar Ukrainian marines, with the support of dissident Turkish naval officers, had been sent to seize the Telescope before either Trump or Putin got their hands on it.

President Poroshenko had decided to take his country close to a Bering Sea war, just to blackmail President Trump into financing and training twelve Ukrainian divisions, for his planned CROW (“Crimea Recovery-Operation White”).

If Trump agrees, the Putin-Trump Entente collapses, plunging the United States into a possibly hot war. Otherwise, CROW dies, but Trump may never see the Telescope, and is unlikely to reveal Nibiru to the world.

The dialogue from the Trump-Putin phone call suggests that Trump has yet to hear from the Ukraine. However, it is possible that Poroshenko, familiar with the Trump-Putin friendship, will have instead reached out to more reasonable, levelheaded factions of the Washington Regime, such as Defense Secretary James “Mad Dog” Mattis.

Regardless, these developments are another hitch delaying Nibiru disclosure, an event millions have anticipated for over thirty years.

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On January 4, famed Russian astronomer Dr. Dyomin Damir Zakharovich stunned the world by revealing the existence of  a large asteroid that will strike Earth on February 16. First reported by this website, Dr. Zakharovich’s claims rippled through alternative news before gaining mainstream media coverage; the DailyMail, the Sun, the Daily Star, and several Australian newspapers reprinted the article in last ditch attempts to warn their readers of the impending threat.

Since going public with his findings, Dr. Zakharovich has met with seething hatred and biting criticism; NASA rejected his data, calling it an apocalyptic fantasy, adding that the asteroid-like object officially named 2016 WF9 is spinning harmlessly though space in cyclic orbit around our solar system. However, Dr. Zakharovich insists his theory is backed by scientific fact and empirical evidence, and that NASA refuses to acknowledge the threat because it would mean revealing the true origin of the cosmic interloper—the Nibiru system.

“As I said before, this object was ejected from the Nibiru star system, a solar system smaller than our own, approximately 140,000,000 km in diameter. Like balls on a pool table, sometime asteroids bump one another and get pushed out of orbit. In this case, the asteroid was pushed so fast and so hard it spun twice around the brown dwarf star and headed straight to Earth. It gained speed by the slingshot effect when it circled behind the dark side of the sun and is now on its way to hit Earth on February 16.”

Asked why NASA is concealing the truth instead of alerting the public, Dr. Zakharovich added, “NASA is protecting itself. It keeps the Nibiru reality very secret, or so it thinks. NASA knows that revealing such a threat would cause an immediate breakdown in social services worldwide, and that mass hysteria and panic would cripple society. And this is just over asteroid. Not even Nibiru itself. Now I speak because I have new information to share.”

First, Dr. Zakharovich explained why NASA’s data on 2016 WF9’s size and mass differs from his. The space agency claims 2016WF9 is approximately 0.5 – 1.0 kilometer in size, while Dr. Zakharovich’s research reveals a much more dangerous object, a deadly 2.2km Nibiru fragment that has markedly gained size and mass during its trip through the outer solar system.

“The Nibiru fragment may have been 0.5 km when it left the Nibiru system,” Dr. Zakharovich explained. “But as it moves through space, it slowly grows in size. To use an analogy: if you take a snowball and roll it down a hill, it will get larger the further it travels. Nibiru fragment much the same. Although its core is a nickel-iron composite, the outer sheath is a porous tritium membrane, allowing the fragment to accumulate space dust as it travels. The more it travels the more dust it collects, and thus grows bigger. I and my colleague used Russian supercomputer Kaypro to make these determinations.”

Moreover, Dr. Zakharovich says he can now pinpoint the projected impact area.

“I predict the Nibiru fragment will strike a small hamlet called Caroga Lake, in upstate New York, with 40,000 kilometer margin of error.”

Told that his margin of error encompasses the entire globe, Dr. Zakharovich said, “No one is perfect. We make best guesses we can with available technology. United States must prepare. Russia must prepare. Everyone everywhere must prepare.”

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On Wednesday, a psychiatric patient at New York City’s Bellevue Psychiatric Hospital was nearly shot dead after escaping his restraints, taking a hostage, and making unusual demands on the medical staff. Around noon, hospital orderlies had escorted Parker Stevenson, 47, from the hospital cafeteria to his room on Bellevue’s “C” wing, home to some of society’s psychologically damaged individuals. A diagnosed schizophrenic with a proclivity for violent outbursts, Stevenson lived much of his institutionalized life inside a straitjacket.

According to our New York source, whose information has been substantiated by eyewitness testimony, Stevenson subdued a hospital worker with a plastic fork he had stolen from the cafeteria. He barricaded himself and a hostage in a utility closet, and demanded to see either President Trump or Chief Strategist Stephen K. Bannon, both of whom, Stevenson said, had the ability to ‘send him home.’

Staff psychiatrist Dr. James Watts intervened, asking Stevenson where he thought home was.

“Doc, what are you talking about,” Stevenson allegedly replied. “You know damn well where I’m from. Nibiru.”

Our source said: “With the exception of the doctor, the staff had no idea what he was on about. They had properly administered his medication, haloperidol and halcyon, just before the incident. Stevenson went berserk, screaming this and that about Nibiru and Trump. He seemed convinced that the United States had in its military arsenal an interstellar craft that could whisk him off to Nibiru. Then Stevenson began rambling to the staff about this planet.”

Stevenson explained he had been hatched from a golden egg on Nibiru, said to be one of seven planets belonging to a solar system that crosses Earth’s path every 3600 years. At the young age of 674, he said, his intergalactic spaceship malfunctioned and crash-landed on Earth, separating him from his Annunaki brethren. He escaped the crash unharmed, but said the United States government confiscated his ship and has been trying to discover its secrets for nearly thirty years.

Dr. Watts attempted to pacify patient Stevenson. “Why do you want to see President Trump?”

“Why are you provoking me doc?” Stevenson asked, inching the plastic fork closer to his hostage’s throat. “You know all this. I want Trump to send me home. I want him to tell the world about Nibiru. I want him to tell everyone what Nibiru really is.”

Fearing possible casualties, Dr. Watts telephoned the White House, explained the precarious situation, and asked to speak with President Trump. Unfortunately, the White House operator said that Trump was indisposed, currently contemplating war with Mexico because of some “bad hombres.” Instead, she offered to send Defense Secretary James “Mad Dog” Mattis for third party arbitration.

We can quote our source verbatim: “That proposal sent Stevenson into an outrage. Stevenson lashed out at Dr. Watts; Stevenson started screaming “No! Not him. Not that piece of shit neo-con trying to hide the Nibiru truth.” Stevenson threatened to immolate himself and his hostage using a can of turpentine found in the utility closet, unless Trump or an approved surrogate responded immediately to his concerns. He would agree to only one person other than Trump himself.”

That person, our source said, was Trump’s liberal Chief Strategist Stephen K. Bannon. If all information is accurate, a military helicopter transported Bannon to Bellevue’s rooftop helipad; four heavily armed Secret Service agents escorted him to the scene of the crime.

“If you release the hostage, we can discuss the Nibiru truth,” Bannon told Stevenson. “Donald understands what you’re going through. And so do I.”

An eyewitness—a hospital janitor named Herbert Allen—provided additional testimony: “Man, it was about to get crazy,” Allen told our source. “At first Stevenson was frustrated at Bannon, shouting “Why have you forsaken me?” while waving his free arm in the air. Then I noticed something strange. Something very strange. When Bannon blinked, his eyelids slid from side to side, not up and down. Creeped me out pretty good. The Secret Service guys must have thought Stevenson was gonna leap at Bannon, ‘cause they drew their weapons. But Bannon waved them off.”

“There is no need for that,” Bannon said to the agents, then turned his attention toward Stevenson. “Son, we’re here for you now. Let the hostage go.”

“Prove to me you’re the real Steve Bannon. Prove you’re not an imposter,” Stevenson shouted.

Bannon began speaking in tongues, in a language only Stevenson seemed to understand, our source said.

Stevenson fell to his knees and dropped the plastic fork. He gazed up at Bannon and asked, “Will you take me to him now?”

A question to which Bannon allegedly replied: “I’m in charge now. I’ve taken care of everything.”

Bannon, the report concludes, took custody of patient Stevenson. They were last seen departing in the helicopter, heading south by south-west.

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The Nibiru saga continues to spin perilously close to the edge of reality as a new threat to world peace was successfully stymied at the Trump White House.

A country onto itself, Vatican City, the birthplace of Roman Catholicism and home to the Catholic Archdiocese, holds secrets and mysteries few outsiders have seen; of those who have, even fewer have lived to tell their tales. Every year, the walled enclave hosts millions of tourists, who visit St. Peter’s Basilica or the Sistine Chapel. However, what remains hidden from all prying eyes is the Torre dei Venti Observatory.

It was at the Torre dei Venti, in 1623, that Antonio Margheriti, professor of mathematics at the Jesuits’ Collegio Romano, while surveying the heavens, saw something no man was meant to see, the Nibiru system, a brown dwarf star with seven companion planets, all hurtling through space toward Earth.

The discovery was reported to the Celestial Bishops Congregation; after months of painstaking work and endless calculations, the conclusion reached was that, sometime in the first half of the 21st Century, Nibiru’s anterior axis would circle behind the dark side of the sun and intersect our inner solar system. At that moment, Pope Urban VIII issued the Papal Bull “NonoNibiru Diabolicum”, ordering that no man utter the word Nibiru, under penalty of death, disappearance, and formication.

Therefore, it happened that the Vatican had exclusive knowledge of the Nibiru system, until 1983, when NASA’s Infrared Astronomical Satellite spotted the cosmic interloper at the edge of the solar system. Jesuit spies—belonging to an order known as the Brotherhood of the Cruciform Sword– learned of NASA’s discovery and reported their findings to Pope John Paul II. He contacted President Ronald Reagan, warning him that public knowledge of the impending Nibiru apocalypse would compromise religious values and cause an immediate societal breakdown, across the globe. Reagan, by then a devoted Roman Catholic, agreed, and signed the Nibiru Secrecy Act of 1983.

That order stood firm until the evening of January 21, 2017, when, with a stroke of his Presidential Pen, newly elected President Donald J. Trump ended nearly four hundred years of concealment, signing a secret executive order pardoning all Nibiru whistle-blowers. At that, the Vatican leapt into action.

“Powers most high did not take Trump’s actions lightly,” our Rome source said. “In a way, the Vatican maintains a feeling of ownership with respect to Nibiru; meaning that it’s not something to be discussed whimsically like a change in the weather. They have kept Nibiru secret for four hundred years, and won’t let some hair-levitation guru sabotage their efforts.”

According to our source, a Vatican representative, Secretary of State Pietro Parolin, arrived at the White House on February 2nd to deliver a personal note on vellum parchment, written by Pope Francis and co-signed by Vatican Secretary of Governance Giuseppe Bertello.

“The gist of the note was simple enough, even for Trump,” our source said. It was an ultimatum: Do not talk about Nibiru… or else!

Upon reading the note, our source confided, President Trump erupted in anger, telling Pietro Parolin “you’re fired!” and having him thrown out of the Oval Office.

Our Washington source said: “Trump was visibly shaken. His hands were trembling and his face red. Soon, he was throwing things around. At that point, Chief Strategist Stephen K. Bannon and Trump’s son-n-law Jared Kushner were woken up. Upon their arrival in the Oval Office, Trump allegedly lambasted both for allowing “wop” spies to learn of his plans for widespread Nibiru disclosure.

“Who do those Fucks think they are,” Trump shouted. “I’m Donald J. Trump. No one tells Donald Trump what to do. If I were the president they’d all be in jail…” To which Bannon barked back: “You ARE the president!” Prompting Trump to demand, “Well, then… can we bomb them now?”

But Kushner intervened, insisting that bombing the Vatican had the potential of creating confusion and leading to possible misunderstandings, especially when the President was trying to collect his thoughts and calmly decide whether to go ahead with the much more popular idea of bombing Iran, or China over its absurd claim to having any kind of relationship to islands in the South China Sea.

Thanks in great part to an intervention by the First Daughter, however, there were no tweets or bombs fired in the direction of Rome, and President Trump instead agreed to calmly pen a note to Pope Francis.

While Trump’s personal comments to the pope remain a closely guarded secret, his actions clearly indicate those of a president willing to sacrifice his personal ambitions for the betterment of the people he governs.

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The United States government has concealed the true nature of a missile defense test that occurred last Friday off the coast of Hawaii. Officially, the launch heralded the first test of the Navy’s new SM-3 Block IIA missile, part of collaborative American-Japanese program to counter Putin-launched ICBMs. Our Washington source, however, said the alleged test was a smokescreen crafted to hide a unilateral effort to save the human race from possible extinction; to destroy or deflect a 2.2km Nibiru fragment hurtling toward Earth.

On January 4, Russian astronomer Dr. Dyomin Damir Zakharovich warned the world about an asteroid-like object—ejected from the Nibiru system—that would strike Earth on February 16. Almost immediately, western governments launched a massive campaign not only to discredit Dr. Zakharovich but also to deny his very existence.

Meanwhile, newly elected United States President Donald J. Trump spearheaded a risky initiative, codenamed operation “Turkey Vulture”; he rallied the aid of foreign leaders—Angela Merkel, Prime minister May, Kim Jong-un, and Benjamin Netanyahu—hoping the combined muscle would produce enough firepower to destroy the cosmic interloper before it neared Earth’s atmosphere.

Our source, a former CIA operative, said the following: “They had to act quickly and secretly with Operation Turkey Vulture, so called because Trump figured no one would associate turkey vultures with Nibiru. Make no mistake, this was a coalition. The US and other countries simultaneously launched advanced interceptor missiles at the target. Since it recently emerged from behind the dark side of the sun, they had to act swiftly.”

The interceptor missiles, our source added, were retrofitted with revolutionary DARPA-created engines and used an advanced fuel made from compressed liquid helium and agitated methane, a volatile mixture allowing the missiles to reach unprecedented distances at unprecedented speeds. The launches occurred at remote locations or at sea, where bystanders were unlikely to notice exhaust plumes.

Asked why interceptors were chosen over ICBMs, our source said, “Several reasons. ICBMs would’ve taken too long to retrofit. Much faster to fix up a smaller missile. And how would they have hidden ICBM launches? Even sub-launched nukes would have been spotted. With current technology, it was just as easy to refit the interceptor missiles with nuclear warheads. What’s really interesting, though, is that Russia was neither included in the coalition nor notified about the launch…until a few minutes prior to lift off. Why that is, I don’t know. But back chatter intelligence suggests Putin is furious over it all. What’s done is done. The mission, I hear, went well.”

Operation Turkey Vulture, he explained was a great success. Early Tuesday morning (GMT,) the combined force of three hundred nuclear-tipped interceptor missiles reached perihelion and struck the Nibiru fragment, shattering it into millions of harmless pieces of rock.

Even if all information is accurate, we should not be lulled into a false sense of security; the Nibiru fragment was the tip of the iceberg, a prelude to a far greater threat—the arrival of the Nibiru system itself.

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On Thursday afternoon, at approximately 2:47 PM (EST) a congratulatory tweet emerged from President Donald J. Trump’s “famous” twitter account. The message was short and simple: “Nibiru beaten. We win.” However, within seconds of being posted, the tweet mysteriously vanished from not only his twitter account but also from internet archival records.

The report stems from testimony given by former MI6 operative Christopher Steele, who says he glimpsed the tweet just before it was mysteriously purged from Trump’s “beautiful” twitter account. The tweet, Steele said, was Trump’s response to a classified intelligence report stating that a 2.2km ‘Nibiru fragment’ had been destroyed in space. Early last month, Russian astronomer Dr. Dyomin Damir Zakharovich alerted the world to a potential threat—an asteroid-like object, ejected from the Nibiru system, was due to strike Earth on 16 February. Donald Trump clandestinely mustered foreign leaders in a bid to save the world from extinction; an eight-nation coalition had launched a barrage of advanced interceptor missiles at the target, destroying it early Tuesday morning.

According to our British source, Steele spoke of Trump’s tweet after analyzing a series of highly sensitive intelligence reports detailing Trump’s deliberations regarding the Nibiru system.

“Once Trump heard that the fragment, officially named 2016 WF9, had spiraled behind the dark side of the Sun and began speeding toward Earth, he jumped to action. His mission was a success. He couldn’t wait to tweet about it. He was riddled with anxiety, like a kid in a candy store yearning for a chocolate bar. I’m surprised Trump got the tweet out at all. He must have circumvented his handlers,” Steele told our source.

Trump’s proclivity for impetuous tweeting is legendary. More than once, aides have failed to confiscate Trump’s custom-made 24kt gold, diamond accentuated IPhone, from which he unleashes myriad of seemingly witless banter. Usually reliable sources said that Trump was warned against prematurely tweeting about Nibiru, especially because the United States government is still trying to confirm an OPSEC report that the Nibiru system itself has stalled in space and no longer threatens Earth.

But Trump apparently confused the Nibiru fragment with the Nibiru system.

“Make no mistake,” Steele told our source, “Trump is a brilliant man with brilliant ideas. But he has so much on his mind—it’s perfectly reasonable that he mistook the asteroid for Nibiru. The tweet was there for but a fraction of a second, then gone. How that happened is a mystery even to me.”

Our source, however, dug deep into the bowels of Washington and ferreted out the reason why Trump’s tweet inexplicably vanished.

Trump’s chief strategist, Stephen K. Bannon, had paid three twitter employees an undisclosed sum of money to personally monitor Trump’s twitter feed. Their duties included editing or deleting tweets containing the word Nibiru. To avoid the appearance of impropriety, Bannon instructed the twitter employees to delete as few tweets as possible, while amending others with benign words and phrases. If all information is accurate, the unnamed twitter employees routinely replaced the word ‘Nibiru’ with either ‘Iran’ or ‘Mexico.’

“Incredible. Really incredible,” our source said. “But even a glance at Trump’s twitter account lends credibility to this. Many tweets about Iran and Mexico just make no sense whatsoever. From what I learned, Trump has made over 100 tweets about Nibiru since he started campaigning for the presidency. All of them, without exception, have been altered or wiped clean. That much is certain.”

What’s uncertain is why high-ranking administration members are hindering Trump’s desire to embrace a topic of worldwide importance. Regardless, despite occasional bouts of perplexing confusion, President Trump seems destined to overcome all obstacles and to make Nibiru awareness one of his highest presidential priorities.

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On Saturday, President Donald J. Trump fired back at the Vatican, in response to a chilling ultimatum issued by Pope Francis—“Do not talk about Nibiru, or else.” Last week, as reported by this website and other alternative news outlets, a Vatican emissary arrived at the White House unannounced and hand-delivered the message personally to Trump.  Written on vellum parchment in long hand calligraphy, the message succinctly warned Trump to “cease and desist” from any disclosure efforts and to stop encroaching on a subject of which he has no expertise.

According to our White House source, Trump was furious and exploded in uncontrolled anger after the Vatican representative had departed the Oval Office.

“It was bad, pretty bad,” our source said. “The President was livid. He clenched his fists in anger so tight he nearly drew blood from his palms. He ran around the White House looking for people to fire.  Invain, did aides try to calm him down, until when Ivanka arrived; of course, she was able to calm his nerves.”

Once Trump regained his composure, our source said, he sat down and ordered the presidential pen to be brought.  Reportedly, it’s a 24kt gold Aurora Diamante Fountain Pen valued at 1.75 million dollars.  The exact contents of the note to Pope Francis are a tightly guarded national secret, but our source obtained a summary of the note’s bullet points.

Trump admonished the pope against perpetuating a global conspiracy threatening the existence of all life on Earth. He blasted the pope for trying to claim sole domain over a cosmic entity that rightfully deserved presidential attention. Finally, if all information is accurate, Trump wrote that “no one and nothing” could stop him from warning the world about Nibiru, when the time was right. To underpin his disdain for Vatican intervention, our source said, Trump refused to personally sign the letter, and used his presidential stamp.

Our source told us: “Only one line of text is known exactly, because Trump spoke aloud as he wrote it.  I will quote it for you: ‘I am not Angela Merkel. I am not Prime Minister Trudeau. I am Donald J. Trump, President of the United States. No one dictates to me.’ Those were his words.”

According to our source, there was a debate over how to get the message to the pope.  Trump said that sending the right person was as important as the message itself. The advice of Trump’s chief strategist, Stephen K. Bannon, carried the day, when he earnestly declared: “Only Jared can go to Rome.”

Jared Kushner, Trump’s son-in-law, was chosen, sources said, because of his heritage; Bannon felt that sending an Orthodox Jew would make Pope Francis realize that he had no influence on White House policies and procedures.

“Sending Jared was a risky move, but that’s what President Trump is all about,” our source said. “When Trump learned that Nibiru might not be frozen in space and could perhaps circle behind the dark side of the sun and start heading in our direction, he resolved to make this a top priority.”

Kushner had arrived in Rome early Saturday morning. Eyewitnesses spotted him exiting a private jet at Leonardo Da Vinci airport.  Shortly thereafter, he arrived at the Vatican and was escorted into Pope Francis’s private apartments.  The resolution of their meeting remains unknown, but Trump’s action highlights his desire to stand for truth, transparency, justice, and the American way.

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Michael Flynn, a decorated Army general with a tumultuous career, serving less than four weeks as President Trump’s national security advisor, resigned Monday morning over spurious allegations connecting him with Russian diplomat Sergey Ivanovich Kislyak. That is the official version of the story according to the White House. However, our Washington source unearthed irrefutable evidence disproving the official narrative while detailing the true reason Flynn stepped down—because he and Trump consistently argued over how to handle the Nibiru disclosure.

With President Trump inching closer to warning the world about a potential Nibiru apocalypse, Flynn argued against prematurely pushing the disclosure, insisting that, in the name of national security, the government needed more time to evaluate the threat and to prepare the military for possible insurrections. Flynn, sources say, believes a hasty disclosure would induce a societal breakdown, resulting in mass panic across the nation. Trump, on the other hand, believes that Americans are a strong, resilient people with unbreakable spirits, capable of accepting unfortunate news.

“Trump absolutely believes in the American people,” our source said. “He has been in favor of disclosure since the day he entered the race for the White House. Trump favors early disclosure, as soon as he can confirm Professor Dr. Mikhail Nikolayevich Tukhachevsky’s hypothesis that Nibiru has stalled in space behind the dark side of the sun. But Flynn insisted that the military had to be prepared to put down eventual rebellions and secessions.”

When Trump asked for a timetable, Flynn said it could take upwards of a year to prepare the troops to properly manage a societal meltdown. Flynn’s plan included staging battalion-sized units in major urban areas such as New York, Chicago, Tomsk, and Miami, ready to repel any invasive force, foreign or domestic.

“But Trump rejected dark view of America,” our source said. “He felt Flynn’s plan was absurd, especially since he had some proof that—in the form of Tukhachevsky’s notes—that cosmic pressure against the Nibiru system’s ancillary axis had caused it to stall. At that, Flynn lost it, lashing out at the President.”

“You may be the president, but the army stands with me,” Flynn allegedly barked at Trump.

His comment sent Trump over the edge, our source said. “They had a screaming match. It came to a head on Monday morning.”

If all information is accurate, Trump summoned Flynn to the Oval Office early Monday morning. Surrounded by his secret service detail and an entourage of trusted allies, Trump blasted Flynn for questioning the authority of the President of the United States.

“I answer to my own authority,” Trump told him.  Flynn could either submit a letter of resignation or be fired in disgrace and stripped of rank.

“Obviously, Flynn chose the first option,” our source said. “Trump warned him that if he talked publicly about Nibiru, he would lose not only his rank but also any prestige and privileges befitting a general.”

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One need not be a professional stargazer to have noticed the unusually bright pinprick of light illuminating the heavens. Venus, the scorching, sulfurous planet discovered by Galileo in 1610, has been a nocturnal companion to anyone peering into the cosmos this winter. But why Venus has markedly brightened is a question that has allegedly baffled some of society’s brightest minds, including many prominent astronomers and astrophysicists. A Cornell-educated astronomer and Rochester Institute of Technology astronomy professor believes he has an explanation—Nibiru.

Dr. Richard Stephen Hathaway had first learned of the Nibiru system while attending an astronomy symposium in Perth. During the lectures, a colleague of his violated policy and began a power point presentation about Nibiru, hypothesizing that Nibiru’s lateral position, relative to the inner solar system, was responsible for increased surface temperatures within the dark star’s sphere of influence. That presenter had been dragged off the stage for embracing a taboo subject eschewed by mainstream academia.

But Dr. Hathaway had found merit in that hypothesis and clandestinely used his spare time to learn all he could about the dark star and its seven companion planets. Having studied the teachings of Zachharia Sitchen and famed naval astronomer Robert Sutton Harrington, Dr. Hathaway unearthed a correlation between the heating and the brightening of the inner planets.

“There is no doubt Nibiru is responsible,” Dr. Hathaway told our source. “Once Nibiru completed its first cycle around the dark side of the sun and achieved breakaway speed, Venus became much brighter. Several factors are responsible for this dramatic change. First, although the brown dwarf star at the center of the Nibiru system casts very little visible light of its own, it does reflect and refract light directed at it—shedding light at 1600 angstroms.  In essence, it acts like a prism, largely because of the dense clouds of red iron dust. Light from the sun strikes Nibiru, and is reflected at Venus, causing an increase in luminosity.”

He says he has observed Venus every night this winter, weather and astronomical conditions permitting, and has discovered an alarming truth: over a period of 120 days, Venus has increased in brightness by a magnitude of fifty. This marked change, he said, should have triggered a worldwide response to the impending Nibiru apocalypse.

“Imagine if Proxima Centuri suddenly exploded in space,” Dr. Hathaway said, “its visibility would mirror how Venus now appears in the sky. This is unprecedented. People deserve to know. Despite Trump’s best efforts, dark forces are still working behind the scenes to conceal the Nibiru truths. Soon, very soon, Venus will be as bright as a full moon in a cloudless sky.”

Nibiru’s auxiliary posterior position relative to its elongated elliptical orbit, he added, has created an effect he calls the Carbolic Point. In non-technical language, Nibiru’s dynamic interaction with our own sun is generating enough electricity to increase surface temperatures on all planets in the solar system, including Earth, resulting in geothermic instability.

“This conductive heating is another reason Venus has brightened,” Dr. Hathaway explained. “Think of a fire—the hotter it gets, the brighter it gets. Same principle.”

According to Dr. Hathaway, Nibiru’s transit through the inner solar system will likely cause Earth to brighten in July or August this year; moreover, he predicts a 3c increase in global surface temperatures, an event likely to herald the end of the industrial revolution and plunge society back to the Bronze Age.

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On Monday, February 13, a Russian Special Forces detachment accidentally stumbled upon an Anunnaki hive while searching for ISIS insurgents in a network of caves near Raqqa. According to the sole survivor of the doomed operation, the enormous Anunnaki aliens initiated a violent confrontation, engaging the Spetznas with energy and particle beam weapons. The Russian troops fired back, to no avail; apparently, the Anunnaki had an innate resistance to ballistic weapons.

Our Moscow source, a former FSB operative, obtained a partial transcript of the event before the Kremlin issued a gag order and isolated the surviving soldier, Captain Perfilyev Gavrila Vasilievich, a decorated officer and combat veteran.

Vasilievich’s unit, the report indicates, had been operating behind enemy lines on a four-day long search-and-destroy mission. They were tasked with locating a band of ISIS freedom fighters believed to be hiding in an expansive network of caves in northeast Syria. After an exhaustive day of maneuvering through twisting tunnels and stalactite-filled caverns, the Russian unit found its prey. A rag-tag group of ISIS spies had been holing up in a cavern a hundred feet beneath the surface. The Special Forces soldiers slaughtered their enemy, leaving no survivors.

“That’s when things began getting weird for them,” our source said. “After dispatching the ISIS soldiers, the Russian team heard strange noises echoing off the cavern walls, a distinct series of bleeps and chirps, emanating from a tunnel leading deeper underground.”

Assuming the sounds to be a primitive form or Morse code, the report states, Captain Vasilievich believed that another group of ISIS soldiers might have been lurking at the opposite end of the tunnel. He had ordered his men to assume an offensive posture and begun descending into the depths of the Earth.

The tunnel, Captain Vasilievich reported, emptied into a colossal cavern with a hundred-meter ceiling. Upon entering the cave, they were greeted not by ISIS insurgents but by a faction of heavily armed humanoid aliens who did not take kindly to the intrusion. By all reports, the towering extraterrestrials stood five to fifteen meters in height and had gold or bronze-like skin. Without hesitation, they opened fire on the Russian soldiers.

“Four of the Russians died immediately,” our source said. “The alien weapons produced a golden beam of light that vaporized anything it touched, including, of course, human flesh. The soldiers fought valiantly, but were no match for the Anunnaki’s advanced technology. The soldiers’ bullets just bounced off their exoskeleton.”

After the eighth fatality, our source said, Captain Vasilievich ordered a tactical retreat; but the Anunnaki overwhelmed them in a running firefight to the surface. They massacred all of Captain Vasilievich’s men.

Vasilievich, the report concludes, barely escaped with his life. For reasons unknown, the Anunnaki raiding party chose not to pursue him beyond the entrance to the caves.

Even more interesting, this might not be an isolated incident. Astrobiologist and Sumerian scholar Herman Schwartzbaum claims that worldwide governments have concealed numerous confrontations with Anunnaki raiding parties. The extraterrestrials, he says, originate from the fourth planet of the Nibiru system and routinely probe Earth’s defenses in advance of Nibiru’s arrival sometime later this year.

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Russian President Vladimir Putin has signed an executive order instructing the Russian Space Agency to immediately begin construction on a Nibiru observatory.  A pair of memos—obtained via our Moscow source—highlight Putin’s courageous endeavor to unmask a global conspiracy that has plagued human kind.

If all information is accurate, Putin has committed 860,000,000 dinars—deferred from Russia’s national defense budget—toward  the construction of the observatory and its 46” opto-radio-infrared parallax telescope. Revolutionary optics should permit unobstructed viewing and tracking of the Nibiru system as it swings around the dark side of the sun and begins its deadly approach toward Earth.  Although construction of the observatory will take place on Mt. Dzhimara, chosen for its altitude and clear view of the southern skies, the telescope itself will be prefabricated in Potsdam, DDR and, once completed, flown to North Ossetia.

The telescope incorporates a security feature: an integrated retinal scan preventing unauthorized users from accessing the cutting-edge optics. Unapproved users will see images of the moon or another benign celestial object—anything but Nibiru.

Putin finalized his bold plan, sources say, after speaking with President Trump, with whom he has forged an uneasy détente regarding all aspects of the Nibiru cover-up. Both world leaders have repeatedly asserted a desire to terminate the Nibiru conspiracy.

Critics of Putin’s agenda, however, question the allocation of funds and the unusual timing.

Russian opposition leader Yevgeniya Chirikova was quoted as saying, “Why now? This Nibiru thing is supposed to arrive later this year, before the observatory is completed, most likely. What good would it do then? A blatant waste of money. If Putin wants the telescope, he should fund it himself. Besides, this Nibiru was supposed to show up in 2000, 2003, 2006, 2008, and 2012—and nothing!”

Mikhail Khodorkovsky, a vocal critic of Putin, echoed Chirkova’s sentiments: “Putin is up to something,” Khdorkovsky said. “He is very sneaky, like a weasel. He wastes money needed to combat western expansionism on foolish projects. This will be his undoing.”

But Vladimir Putin, arguably the second most powerful man in the world, answers to his own authority. His steely gaze and unwavering calm are enough to silence most critics. In fact, the operation may already be underway; eyewitnesses from Mozdok, reported seeing military helicopters airlifting steel girders, construction equipment and machinery to the summit of Mt. Dzhimira. A chain of pack mules was spotted lugging less burdensome equipment up a treacherous path leading to the mountaintop.

Putin’s risky venture suggests one of two possibilities; he is either intentionally bankrupting his own economy or he is privy to inside information indicating that the Nibiru apocalypse might not transpire in 2017.

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Nibiru is heating the Earth to unprecedented levels and is about to cause a new ice age, says Dr. Ethan Trowbridge, a former USGS climatologist and Nibiru whistle-blower.  In 2014, Dr. Trowbridge  broke ranks with his colleagues and abandoned his extremely lucrative job to warn the world about an impending Nibiru apocalypse. Last year, he was the only voice in a vast chorus willing to admit that Nibiru’s influence on Hurricane Matthew had caused the deadly storm, despite all predictions, to spin counterclockwise toward the Florida coast.

Now, Dr. Trowbridge has expressed dire concern over recent winter warming trends that have caused excessive, unnatural heating of both the atmosphere and the Earth’s crust. Yesterday, the National Weather Service and NOAA issued a grim report: across the nation, over 3000 cities experienced record-breaking high temperatures for the month of February, an alarming statistic attributed to Nibiru’s posterior proximity to our inner solar system.

Even worse, Dr. Trowbridge asserts that the atypical heating is eroding polar ice and will likely plunge our planet into a new ice age when Nibiru reaches perihelion later this year.

“One shouldn’t get confused by the heating,” Dr. Trowbridge said. “The current heating trend might confuse scientifically illiterate people into believing that the warming trend precludes an ice age, but as the Nibiru system swings behind the dark side of the Sun and creeps toward us, the chance of a sudden onset ice age grows exponentially larger every day. One only needs to examine the Milankovitch cycles to understand what’s going on.”

The Milankovitch cycles are almost a litmus test, proving not only Nibiru’s existence but also the drastic influence that the dark star and its seven companion planets have had over our planet’s environment, for the past thirty years. Unlike Nibiru, the Earth’s orbit varies between a nearly circular and mildly elliptical orbit, whereas Nibiru’s 3600 year-long elongated elliptical orbit diametrically transcends astronomical seasons.  Historical data demonstrate that variations in eccentricity—in conjunction with the permittivity of free space (vacuum permittivity or electric constant)—together with axis tilting and precessions of the Earth’s orbit, have resulted in cyclic variation in the solar heating reaching the Earth, each time Nibiru crosses into the inner solar system.

“In layman’s terms,” Dr. Trowbridge said, “we’re pretty much screwed.  Once Nibiru reaches its closest position, approximately 0.3 astronomical units from Earth, life for us will change. The Earth, as we know it, will be forever altered. Nibiru will cause a pole shift, a cascading effect leading toward a new ice age.”

The Earth’s apsidal precession, Dr. Trowbridge says, will likely result in a 120-160 degree pole shift, causing the oceans to empty from their basins as Nibiru passes between the Sun and Earth.

“After that, it gets worse,” Dr. Trowbridge said. “As everyone knows, the Nibiru system is surrounded by a dense cloud of red iron-oxide dust. When Nibiru crosses, this dust will blot out the Sun for an extended period, depriving our planet of much need ultraviolet heating. This will serve as a catalyst for the ice age.”

If Dr. Trowbridge is correct—and not insane, as his sworn enemies at USGS charge —our planet is on the verge of undergoing disastrous changes, many of which society is ill-prepared to handle. Despite evolution, despite our technological marvels, humankind may once again lie on the verge of extinction when Nibiru rears its ugly head and fills the sky with its unsightly glow.

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Space dust from the Nibiru star system is currently penetrating Earth’s atmosphere and making some people gravely ill, says Dr. Vjekoslav Maks Luburić (Вјекослав Макс Лубурић), a noteworthy Croatian physician and astronomical scientist. He asserts that moderate amounts of red iron-oxide dust have survived atmospheric reentry and saturated the upper ionosphere with potentially deadly polymorphic toxins.

Dr. Luburić has sterling credentials; he graduated Magna Cum Laude from Croatia’s Palacky University and later served as Chief Medical Officer for the NATO-led International Security Assistance Force during the 2001 Ukrainian-Uyghur insurgency in Afghanistan. By 2006, he had grown weary of the sight of blood and abandoned medicine to pursue his childhood dream of becoming an astronomer. He completed his post-graduate work at Dubrovnik International University, earning a PhD in astronomical sciences. He was appointed chair fellow at the Zagreb Astronomical Observatory, where, he says, he learned about Nibiru.

While his colleagues clandestinely raced to solve Nibiru’s orbital mechanics, Dr. Luburić focused on an immediate threat, the diaphanous clouds of red iron-oxide dust surrounding the brown dwarf star and its seven companion planets.

“I am not convinced Nibiru will cross Earth’s path,” Dr. Luburić said, “but I am convinced the dust is already reaching our planet and causing some people to become very ill. Some guys said this is impossible but I believe otherwise. Once Nibiru system emerged from the dark side of the sun, it became vulnerable to galactic interference.”

Gravitational distortions and cosmic currents have created a wave front ahead of the Nibiru system, and have dislodged pockets of red iron-oxide dust. The lethal dust, he says, is being swept through the cosmos toward Earth.

“To use an analogy, think about ocean currents and waves,” Dr. Luburić said. “Ocean waves maintain enough posterior pressure to beach whales. All waves begin at the equatorial bulge and push outward toward shore. Graviton pressure on the dust cloud follows a similar principle.”

Asked why no one has seen the red iron dust, he explained that trace amounts of red iron-oxide dust are imperceptible to the naked eye; each dust particle measures less than 1 X 10^-6 microns in diameter.

Having completed his astronomical analysis, Dr. Luburić reluctantly returned to his medical roots to substantiate his theories and demonstrably prove that Nibiru’s red iron-oxide granules were responsible for an increasing number of respiratory ailments normally attributed to old age, pneumonia, or tobacco.

His evidence includes the exhumed remains of a ninety-seven year old Serbian woman who died from sudden respiratory failure. An examination of her skeletal remains—conducted under infrared and ultraviolet light—revealed minute concentrations of red iron-oxide dust fused to her exoskeleton and within her bone marrow.

As few as five microscopic particles, he says, contain enough concentrated iron to cripple susceptible persons. Repeated or prolonged exposure may exacerbate the condition and cause acute iron poisoning. The toxins attack the body either by strangling alveoli in the lungs through excessive inhalation or by penetrating bone marrow shortly after contact with human flesh. On the bright side, Dr. Luburić says, only five to fifteen percent of humans lack the necessary P-glycoprotein to repel or defeat the toxic invaders. The elderly, the infirmed, and very small children face the greatest risks.

If Dr. Luburić’s theories are correct, humankind faces a new, grave threat, regardless of Nibiru’s position as it nears the inner solar system.

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Thoughts of Nibiru have plagued patients suffering from sleep deprivation, says Dr. Leon Bronstein, a neurologist formerly employed at Cleveland Clinic’s Sleep Disorder Center. Every year, the clinic treats an alarming number of patients whose nocturnal slumber is interrupted by cataclysmic visions of a cosmic intruder—a comet, meteor, asteroid, or planet—causing planet wide devastation as it slams into Earth.

Dr. Bronstein says the clinic has seen a marked increase in patients sharing similar, but not identical, nightmarish dreams. Many patients identify the nocturnal invader by name—Nibiru, Nemesis, Wormwood, The Destroyer, Herculobus—whereas a minority of those afflicted wake up in a cold sweat, rambling hysterically about an unnamed celestial object colliding with Earth.

In either case, according to Dr. Bronstein, the patient’s memory of the dream is vivid enough to allow full recollection long after the patient has been awake. While specific details might differ, patients have described graphic dreams and visions of a planet-like object, many times the size of earth, flanked by flaming wings stretching millions of miles into space. Invariably, the object either nearly misses or strikes Earth, eradicating all life on the planet.

“That so many people seem to be sharing these near-identical dreams is the pending causality,” said Dr. Bronstein. “The endocrine system and a hypersonic pituitary gland might be partly responsible. But there is a deeper reason. A colleague of mine, who I disagree with, says that nocturnal grinding of teeth is a likely cause. He speculated that the grinding causes a rumbling in the brain that could be perceived by the brain as a meteor. But this in nonsense. The answer is straightforward: patients have either had their brains irradiated or have shared a common external stimulus prompting pre-natal nocturnal disruption. Simply put, they probably watched too many disaster movies or spent too much time on the internet reading about that Nibiru thing.”

Dr. Bronstein adds that the condition is progressive. For example, a person dreaming that an asteroid strikes Earth one night might dream about Earth being annihilated by the Nibiru system the next night.

He said the ailment is analogous to recurring dreams about snakes and falling great distances.

“Snakes are common in nightmares,” Dr. Bronstein said. “If a patient wakes from nightmare featuring a single snake, eventually a colony of snakes will invade his dreams. Falling is similar. One night a woman dreams of falling from the roof of her house; the next night she is freefalling from Trump Tower.”

Last year, the clinic evaluated twenty-three patients with Nibiru-like dreams, most of who were diagnosed with “latent melancholic episodic insomnia”. Total insomniacs, he said, are frequently prescribed Ambien to induce rapid-eye-movement or, less frequently, Prozosin, a controversial drug alleged to mitigate recurring nightmares. In rare cases, severely traumatized patients experience a systemic auto-correction of the subconscious mind, freeing them of horrific dreams and allowing insomniacs to sleep peacefully. It appears that said auto-correction is almost always connected to the presence of a cat in the patient’s bed.

Ultimately, Dr. Bronstein blames pervasive sleep disorders on gun violence, graphically disturbing video games, Hollywood, and the Nibiru phenomenon. “I don’t know if Nibiru is real, but it is creating a lot of anxiety,” he said.

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On Saturday, President Donald J. Trump revealed that his investigative team unearthed a shocking reality: President Barrack Hussein Obama had illegally wiretapped a communications trunk within Trump Tower to eavesdrop on Trump’s private conversations. The official story suggests Obama’s desperate actions were designed to sabotage Trump’s candidacy, steal the election, and guarantee that his preferred successor, Hillary Clinton, reached the Oval Office.

Our Washington source, a former Secret Service agent tasked with protecting the last three sitting presidents, discovered ulterior motives behind Obama’s “nefarious subterfuge”. The plan, our source said, was to learn what Trump knew about Nibiru and to sabotage a potential disclosure.

Our source asserts that Obama personally eavesdropped on conversations between Trump and foreign leaders around the world, including Russian President Vladimir Putin. Although it is unknown whether Obama illicitly recorded conversations pertaining to Nibiru, the surveillance device captured at least three telephone conversations between Trump Tower and the Kremlin.

“Before leaving office, Obama burned thirty years of classified Nibiru research, three thousand plus pages, then replaced them with false information about Nibiru, disinformation created to make Trump look like a foolish clown if he went public. The fake documents contained absurd scientific terminology—like saying Nibiru had frozen in space hiding behind the dark side of the sun. Obama wanted Trump to take the bait and pass it along to Putin. If the pair went forward with the disclosure, using Obama’s fiction, the world would have laughed them out of office, and Obama would have achieved his ultimate goal—getting rid of Putin and Trump from the outside.”

But Trump, our source says, has more intelligence than people give him credit for. He assumed Obama would have bugged the Whitehouse and, therefore, conducted all Nibiru business from his other home, Trump Tower.

“Trump considered the tower an impenetrable fortress,” our source said, “and never expected agents of Obama and Clinton to infiltrate his personal domain. The listening device, a fiber optic, quad-polarity, triple-carotid diode, was discretely placed in the main communication trunk. No larger than a healthy mosquito, it was essentially impossible to notice.”

However, Trump was tipped off to the sinister plot by a high-ranking NSA official and Trump-loyalist who received a misdirected memo. That document, our source said, detailed an ominous plan to covertly monitor the White House, Trump Tower, and Trump’s Mar-A-Lago Florida resort, with an emphasis on capturing any mention of the word Nibiru. If all information is accurate, Secret Service agents located and destroyed listening devices at all three locations.

Trump, our source said, was furious about the discovery. He blamed Chief Strategist Stephen Bannon and his son-n-law enforcer Jared Kushner for the security breach, and nearly fired them for allowing agents of the opposition to penetrate his strongholds.

Incidentally, a second source, a White House gardener named Chauncey Gardiner, reported seeing a man looking like John Podesta, skulking around the rose garden shortly after Trump took office.

“I alerted Secret Service,” Chauncey told us. “But when they reached the gardens, he was gone. It was as if he was never there. He must have disappeared into the rose bushes.”

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On Monday, a Texas shortwave radio operator reported hearing “Nibiru” chatter on an upper side band frequency typically reserved for military communications. A licensed HAM radio operator, Beaumont resident Joshua Allen said he intercepted an ominous signal while monitoring military channels—a hobby of his—for unencrypted or easily decipherable transmissions.

According to Mr. Allen, the phrase “Sky King, Sky King, Sking. Standby. Nibiru follows: one-two-one-tight-two-zero-one-eight-three-one-zero-negative-seven-two-four-one-three” repeated three times in rapid succession. Then, he said, the frequency turned to unintelligible gibberish.

Mr. Allan is a communications savant, having studied radio schematics his entire life. At six years old, he constructed a 5-Watt walkie-talkie using discarded household items he found in local trashcans. His most recent accomplishment is a shortwave transceiver cobbled together using scraps—circuit boards and vacuum tubes–purchased and found at junkyards and landfills. His modulated rig, he says, harnesses electrically charged atoms in the ionosphere, allowing him to receive and transmit far beyond the horizon. The process, known as skip propagation, allows trans-continental communication among shortwave enthusiasts.

In Mr. Allen’s case, however, the message originated closer to home.

“I ain’t never heard of Nibiru till I heard that there message,” said Mr. Allen. “I always got my ear to these frequencies because one day I know the military is gonna turn against us and, goddamit, I’m going be ready when the day comes. I hear Sky Kings often; they are warning or test messages. But this is the only time I heard Nibiru with it. After that, I started reading about that there Nibiru, and now I gotta worry about a planet smashing into my farm and killing my hogs. I think that message came from NORAD.”

Research shows that Sky King is a call sign directed at Signal Integrated Operational Plan (SIOP) assets, such as ballistic submarines, nuclear bombers, and command and control aircraft. The more often the phrase Sky King is repeated, the higher priority the message. Many astute listeners believe four incantations of the phrase are a prelude to nuclear war. Why the word Nibiru was attached to a nuclear readiness message is anyone’s guess.

Nonetheless, Mr. Allan believes he has deciphered the numeric digits within the message.

“I been thinking about that,” Mr. Allen said. “I do think the first set of numbers represents a calendar date, and the second sets of digits are geographical coordinates, longitude and latitude.  I ain’t a map reader so I don’t know where that is; someone else might want to check it out. I’ll be listening for it again on 11175khz,” he explained, referencing the shortwave frequency on which he heard the ominous message.

Although the message contains enough numerical digits to support his theory, why would the government disclose—even accidently—map coordinates for an event that will likely affect the whole planet. Most Nibiru researchers postulate that Nibiru is a solar system scheduled to pass within 0.3 astronomical units of Earth, not strike it. All things being equal, the government may have laid this out as red herring, attempting to spread disinformation. Whatever the case, it is another piece of an enormous puzzle one must evaluate when trying to unravel the most diabolical conspiracy ever manufactured.

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China has expedited plans to construct a space-based laser weapon system, reports Asia Times. Officially, Beijing says the platform will curtail western expansionism by targeting satellites and inbound intercontinental ballistic missiles. Our Beijing source, a Chinese dissident and former investigative reporter for the Hunan Weekly World Telegram, says the weapon would be used to combat a more sinister threat—Nibiru.

Chinese President Xi Jingping, he says, has recently obtained classified information pointing to a 2019 arrival date for the dark star and its seven orbiting planets, information that contradicts many whistle-blowers and renegade scientists whose evidence suggest Nibiru will cross within 0.3 astronomical units of Earth sometime late in 2017.

President Jinping, our source added, has known about the looming Nibiru cataclysm since taking office in 2013, but until recently considered the subject a whimsical fantasy perpetuated by western governments in a malicious attempt to destabilize China’s thriving economy.

“At first Jinping did not believe Nibiru was real,” our source said. “He was convinced the whole thing was concocted by the CIA to trick China into wasting vast currency reserves on foolish projects, such as building bunkers, tunnels, shelter, and secret cities.  To some extent this actually happened; some of Jingping’s most trusted advisers were believers and secretly funneled money into Nibiru survival projects. Now, he thinks differently.”

In January, Jingping allegedly received a technical report prepared by the China National Space Agency; the forty-five page document asserts that Nibiru has recently emerged from behind the dark side of the sun and, at a current distance of approximately 730,000,000 miles, will directly threaten Earth sometime during the latter half of 2019.

“When Jinping read this report, his face turned white like a ghost,” our source said. “He immediately allocated 1 billion Dinars toward a project to defeat Nibiru. Told by scientists that nuclear weapons would be ineffective, he ordered research into energy based weapons.”

Jinping ordered China’s Changchun Institute for Optics, Fine Mechanics and Physics—the leading center for laser weapon technology—to quickly develop a 5-ton orbital laser capable of heating Nibiru to the point of fracture. Told by some of China’s brightest minds that the Nibiru system contained a brown dwarf star and seven companion planets, and was not an asteroid-like object so easily destroyed, Jingping told developers that anyone failing to meet his requirements would meet with “dire” consequences. In the end, researches proposed building a four-petawatt, triple-refractive, helium powered pulse laser. Stationed in high-earth orbit, the weapon would be able to engage Nibiru at thirty million miles; its effectiveness is open to speculation.

Construction of the weapon is slated to begin next month, with an estimated completion date sometime early next year.

Richard Fisher, a China military specialist at the International Assessment and Strategy Center, disclosed the existence of the laser weapons program in US congressional testimony last month.

Incidentally, our source reported that the laser weapon is dual-use—supporting both civilian and military needs. Rumor has it that the groundbreaking weapons platform will be used to pinpoint, track, and destroy infected fowl in a last ditch attempt to eradicate the country’s avian influenza pandemic.

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Nibiru is partly responsible for the catastrophic snowstorm ravaging the northeast, says Dr. Ethan Trowbridge, a former USGS climatologist and Nibiru whistle-blower. The dark star’s posterior angular coefficient relative to Earth, he says, has influenced the atmosphere, allowing late-winter storms, and other weather aberrations, to manifest with extraordinary power.

The storm called Stella has prompted severe blizzard warnings in eight states along the northeastern seaboard. State and government offices in major coastal cities closed early, on Monday afternoon in preparation for the storm’s impact. Locations such as New York City and Boston could be hammered by over a foot of snow, crippling the cities. Up to two feet of particularly dangerous snow is predicted to strike Northeastern New York and Vermont. Local news stations have advised residents to stay inside and venture outdoors for only dire emergencies.

“Make no mistake, this is potentially a killer storm,” said Dr. Trowbridge. “And Nibiru’s current colocation in space is directly responsible for what will likely go down in history as the storm of the decade. My colleagues call me mad, while they attribute abnormal climate shifts exclusively to greenhouse gas global warning. Sure, that adds to it. But they are so blind they don’t see the whole puzzle. Nibiru is the missing piece to that puzzle.”

“Imagine a vice,” said Dr. Trowbridge. “Earth is caught within the vice, and Nibiru is the vice, slowly turning the screw and applying aboriginal pressure to our planet. It’s only a matter of time before that pressure creates a cascading, planet-wide disaster. Last week, Australia fell victim to a deadly heat wave. This week, the northeast is in Nibiru’s icy grip.”

He explained that the USGS has known about Nibiru since 1983, and has conspired with other government agencies to conceal Nibiru from the public.  He claims that the USGS and NASA already developed a secret measurement system to gauge the severity of Nibiru-induced weather phenomena. If his theory is correct, an ice age or another potentially near extinction level event could affect Earth long before Nibiru crosses our path. Even at nearly half a billion miles distance, Nibiru’s influence is irrefutable; electromagnetic and gravitational forces have generated a wobble, or perturbation, in Earth’s normally stable orbit.

He further claims that the USGS, the National Weather Service, and NOAA intentionally produce inaccurate weather reports to confuse the population. Benign weather events are sensationalized, while catastrophic events are marginalized.

“Up until a few years ago, only hurricanes and typhoons were given proper names,” Dr. Trowbridge said. “Studies proved that most people had stopped watching weather reports on the news, hurting ratings. So some guy, and I forget his name, decided that all storms should have names to boost ratings and draw attention to weather reporting. Conversely, the government agencies clandestinely altered the Saffir-Simpson scale and the Richter scale to minimize the importance of disastrous incidents. For example, today true magnitude 8.0 quakes would be reported as a 7.0 or less. It’s all very convoluted.”

In closing, Dr. Trowbridge urges residents in the northeast to hunker down for the storm and hope for the best, warning that “anyone who accepts the Nibiru realities must factor the dark star and its planets into the global equation. To do otherwise is callous, foolish, and irresponsible.”

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On Friday, German Chancellor Angela Merkel ventured into hostile territory—the Trump-controlled White House. The two leaders were scheduled to discuss world issues such as the ever-growing immigration crisis, NATO’s future, and how to handle Vladimir Putin’s latest plot against the Ukraine’s electric grid. However, our White House Source, a tenured Secret Service agent, disclosed that Merkel had arrived in Washington with an ulterior agenda, the looming Nibiru apocalypse.

Merkel confided to Trump that Germany had encountered unexpected geophysical obstructions while constructing a network of underground survival bunkers stretching from Frankfurt to Dusseldorf: to complete the project in time, in advance of Nibiru’s 2019 expected arrival, she was thirty billion dollars short.  She needed a loan.

Trump, however, was recorded saying: “Suppose that we are still alive in two years, how will you pay me back? Anyway, we’re really tired of bailing all you people out of trouble. I have my own people, my own survival bunkers to worry about. My shelters are ready and stocked up with  wine and caviar, and you’re broke! If you had been a contestant on The Apprentice, I would have fired you on day one.”

Trump pointed out that Markel had dug her own grave, crippling her country’s economy by permitting millions of criminal refugees to pour into Germany’s open borders, stressing the nation’s financial infrastructure and overwhelming social services.

“Trump was in an uproar,” our source said. “He told her, that if she truly cared about the people she governs, she would step down and let a capable leader take her place. ‘I know how to protect my people from Nibiru, but you ain’t fit to lead a nation, let alone defend it against Nibiru.’ President Trump was recorded saying.”

The meeting, our source said, culminated with Merkel’s warning that others, perhaps in Moscow or Peking, might be more interested in doing business with her.

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