Putin Warns Trump: “Tell The World About Nibiru, Or I Will.”
On July 22, 2016, Donald J. Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin, after a breakthrough telephone conversation and a clandestine meeting at the Kremlin, vowed to reveal the Nibiru reality and its...
View ArticleTrump Picks Nibiru Astronomers As Scientific Advisors
According to the Washington Post, Today, President-elect Donald J. Trump shocked the scientific community by naming a pair of Nibiru whistle-blowers to the United States President’s Council of Advisors...
View ArticleFiji Prime Minister Endorses Nibiru-Powered Smartphone App
According to a story first reported in the Washington Post, Fiji Prime minister Frank Bainimarama has publically endorsed a revolutionary smartphone application designed to harness the power of Nibiru....
View ArticleNATO Whistle-Blower ‘Suicided’ Over Nibiru Disclosure
As first reported by Zero Hedge, Yves Chandelon, a high-ranking NATO official, was found dead in his car with a gunshot wound to his head. His death occurred on December 16, but went largely unreported...
View ArticleNibiru Inhabited by “Great Big Guys,” Says Renowned Astrobiologist
Visions of Nibiru often conjure up images of a desolate, lifeless planet, filled with pools of molten lava and billowing clouds of noxious red iron oxide dust that shields the planet from casual...
View ArticleHappy Nibiru New Year From Someone’s Bones
Just wanted to take a moment to wish our esteemed readers a happy, Nibiru-free new year. With any luck, the impending Nibiru apocalypse will be delayed and allow us a peaceful 2017. Unfortunately,...
View ArticleNibiru Earthquake Swarm Rattles California
“The time to get out of California is now,” says former USGS climatologist and Nibiru whistle-blower Dr. Ethan Trowbridge. A swarm of more than 250 potentially deadly earthquakes has struck since New...
View ArticleNibiru Fragment To Strike Earth in February, Says Russian Astronomer
On Monday, NASA identified a rogue celestial object hurtling toward Earth at an alarming 26,000 miles per hour. The anomaly, designated ‘2016 WF9,’ is over one kilometer in diameter and is currently...
View ArticleTrump To Disclose Nibiru During Inauguration Speech
An anonymous member of Trump’s transition team today admitted that President-elect Donald J. Trump would provide worldwide Nibiru disclosure during his inauguration address on January 20. For over nine...
View ArticleNibiru Monitoring Outpost Discovered in Aleutian Islands
The day before yesterday, January 6, 2017, elements of Vermont’s National Guard discovered an abandoned Nibiru monitoring station in the Aleutian Islands. As reported previously, allegations over...
View ArticleNIBIRU FROZEN IN SPACE, NO THREAT TO EARTH
The commander of the DC National Guard, Major General Errol Schwartz, has been relieved of duty for a slip of the tongue—he accidentally allowed classified information about Nibiru to reach the press...
View ArticleRocket Launched To Confirm “Nibiru Frozen In Space”
SpaceX, a spooky organization headed by mysterious Tesla CEO Elon Musk, launched a Falcon 9 rocket from Vandenberg Air Force Base on Saturday, January 14. The unscheduled launch took place just days...
View ArticleNibiru Monitoring Rocket Sabotaged
On Sunday, January 15, we printed an exclusive story of earth-shattering importance: a shadowy organization called SpaceX launched a revolutionary rocket, the Falcon 9, to confirm previously...
View ArticleRussians Rally Behind Trump’s Nibiru Disclosure
In response to wide-ranging reports that President-elect Donald J. Trump would confirm the existence of Nibiru during his inaugural address, a group of three hundred fanatical Russian Nibiru believers...
View ArticleTrump Cancels Nibiru Disclosure On Inauguration Day
President-elect Donald J. Trump has cancelled plans to disclose the Nibiru realities during his Jan 20 inauguration speech. As reported previously, and established through interviews with high-ranking...
View ArticleNibiru Disclosure, Hacks, Trump, Putin, Shills & More PODCAST
To our esteemed readers: Yesterday we suffered a catastrophic hack that compromised much of our research and material. We estimate this hack has set us back at least one year. Many of our contacts and...
View ArticleTrump Admits Nibiru Is Real, Signs Executive Orders
During his historic inaugural address to the American people, President Donald J. Trump hinted at Nibiru’s reality, giving a sly but affirmative wink to millions of people who have eschewed mainstream...
View ArticleBritish Sub Tries To Nuke Nibiru, Nearly Ignites War
A failed ICBM launch involving a British submarine nearly triggered a war between the United States and Great Britain. The nuclear mishap occurred last June, but had gone unreported until The...
View ArticleHarvard Psychiatrist: “Nibiru Addiction A True Disease”
Nibiru addiction is a growing psychological illness, says Dr. Patricia Wallace, a Harvard-educated psychiatrist with over thirty years of clinical experience. She became aware of this illness, she...
View ArticleTrump Pardons Nibiru Whistle-Blowers
In a display of characteristic leniency, last night President Trump signed a secret executive order pardoning Nibiru whistle-blowers. His sprawling signature on the order signaled a desire to abolish...
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