Nibiru Space Launch Planned For Next Week
For the second time in three weeks, a Trump-funded space launch will attempt to confirm widely circulated reports that Nibiru has frozen in space and no longer endangers the Earth. Earlier this month,...
View ArticleTrump-Putin Nibiru Alliance Erodes
On Saturday, President Donald J. Trump fielded a flurry of telephone calls from foreign leaders amidst rising tensions over his controversial policies. They spoke about his disregard for NATO and the...
View ArticleNibiru Fragment To Strike NEW YORK February 16, says Russian Astronomer
On January 4, famed Russian astronomer Dr. Dyomin Damir Zakharovich stunned the world by revealing the existence of a large asteroid that will strike Earth on February 16. First reported by this...
View ArticlePsychiatric Patient Demands Trump Acknowledge Nibiru Cover-Up
On Wednesday, a psychiatric patient at New York City’s Bellevue Psychiatric Hospital was nearly shot dead after escaping his restraints, taking a hostage, and making unusual demands on the medical...
View ArticleVATICAN Threatens Trump: Do NOT Talk About Nibiru
The Nibiru saga continues to spin perilously close to the edge of reality as a new threat to world peace was successfully stymied at the Trump White House. A country onto itself, Vatican City, the...
View ArticleNIBIRU Fragment Destroyed by Interceptor Missiles
The United States government has concealed the true nature of a missile defense test that occurred last Friday off the coast of Hawaii. Officially, the launch heralded the first test of the Navy’s new...
View ArticleTrump Tweets About NIBIRU
On Thursday afternoon, at approximately 2:47 PM (EST) a congratulatory tweet emerged from President Donald J. Trump’s “famous” twitter account. The message was short and simple: “Nibiru beaten. We...
View ArticleTrump Blasts Vatican over NIBIRU Ultimatum
On Saturday, President Donald J. Trump fired back at the Vatican, in response to a chilling ultimatum issued by Pope Francis—“Do not talk about Nibiru, or else.” Last week, as reported by this website...
View ArticleFlynn Resigns Over NIBIRU Dispute
Michael Flynn, a decorated Army general with a tumultuous career, serving less than four weeks as President Trump’s national security advisor, resigned Monday morning over spurious allegations...
View ArticleNibiru Causing Venus To Brighten, says R.I.T. Astronomer
One need not be a professional stargazer to have noticed the unusually bright pinprick of light illuminating the heavens. Venus, the scorching, sulfurous planet discovered by Galileo in 1610, has been...
View ArticleNibiru Anunnaki Slaughter Russian Soldiers
On Monday, February 13, a Russian Special Forces detachment accidentally stumbled upon an Anunnaki hive while searching for ISIS insurgents in a network of caves near Raqqa. According to the sole...
View ArticleRussia To Build NIBIRU Observatory
Russian President Vladimir Putin has signed an executive order instructing the Russian Space Agency to immediately begin construction on a Nibiru observatory. A pair of memos—obtained via our Moscow...
View ArticleNibiru Ice Age Imminent
Nibiru is heating the Earth to unprecedented levels and is about to cause a new ice age, says Dr. Ethan Trowbridge, a former USGS climatologist and Nibiru whistle-blower. In 2014, Dr. Trowbridge...
View ArticleNibiru Dust Poisoning Population
Space dust from the Nibiru star system is currently penetrating Earth’s atmosphere and making some people gravely ill, says Dr. Vjekoslav Maks Luburić (Вјекослав Макс Лубурић), a noteworthy Croatian...
View ArticleNibiru Causing Sleep Deprivation
Thoughts of Nibiru have plagued patients suffering from sleep deprivation, says Dr. Leon Bronstein, a neurologist formerly employed at Cleveland Clinic’s Sleep Disorder Center. Every year, the clinic...
View ArticleObama Sabotages Trump’s Nibiru Disclosure
On Saturday, President Donald J. Trump revealed that his investigative team unearthed a shocking reality: President Barrack Hussein Obama had illegally wiretapped a communications trunk within Trump...
View ArticleNibiru “Chatter” Heard On Military Shortwave
On Monday, a Texas shortwave radio operator reported hearing “Nibiru” chatter on an upper side band frequency typically reserved for military communications. A licensed HAM radio operator, Beaumont...
View ArticleChina Building Orbital Laser To Destroy Nibiru
China has expedited plans to construct a space-based laser weapon system, reports Asia Times. Officially, Beijing says the platform will curtail western expansionism by targeting satellites and inbound...
View ArticleNibiru Fueled Blizzard Cripples Northeast
Nibiru is partly responsible for the catastrophic snowstorm ravaging the northeast, says Dr. Ethan Trowbridge, a former USGS climatologist and Nibiru whistle-blower. The dark star’s posterior angular...
View ArticleTrump, Merkel Feud Over Looming Nibiru Apocalypse
On Friday, German Chancellor Angela Merkel ventured into hostile territory—the Trump-controlled White House. The two leaders were scheduled to discuss world issues such as the ever-growing immigration...
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