In a shocking upset that made pollsters and pundits question career choices, Donald J. Trump vanquished Hillary Clinton to become the 45th President of the United States. He overcame a biased media, rabid liberals, and, most of all, rampant election fraud. Dead people, Trump argued, routinely voted for Democratic candidates. Tuesday night, a dead Nibiru scientist voted for Hillary Clinton.
Robert Sutton Harrington inexplicably died in 1993, but somehow showed up in Allegheny County, Pennsylvania Tuesday night. According to our source, he voted 
straight-line Democrat, using a paper ballot instead of the electronic voting booths within the facility. Harrington, however, never lived in the Key Stone State; born in Virginia, he traveled extensively, but never declared residency in Pennsylvania.
A Census Bureau records check eliminated the possibility of another person with the same name casting that vote. Only one person named “Robert Sutton Harrington” has ever been born in the United States, and he was a devout Republican who campaigned for and endorsed his party’s candidates. It’s unlikely the person assuming Harrington’s identity knew he was impersonating a famous astronomer whose life was mired in controversy over the existence of Nibiru, said to be a brown dwarf star and seven orbiting planets hurtling toward Earth.
A polling official, asking to remain anonymous, said the impostor acted “oddly.” He wore gold-rimmed glassed and what appeared to be a fake mustache. “He was also chewing gum,” she said.
Shortly before his unexpected death, Harrington postulated that Nibiru, also known as Planet X, was real and posed a ‘clear and present danger’ to Earth. He based his theories on data collected by NASA’s Infra-Red Astronomical Satellite, a device that surveyed over 250,000 infra-red signatures, including Nibiru, during its ten month mission.
Harrington died in 1993. Thought to be in good health at the time, he developed “sudden onset esophageal cancer” and perished two days before attending a scheduled astronomical conference. Truth seekers believe that “the powers that be” murdered Harrington to ensure his eternal silence.
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