On September 23, we published a story detailing a collaborative effort between Russia and North Korea to launch a nuclear strike at Nibiru. North Korea, aided by cutting-edge Russian technology, planned to assault Nibiru using ICBMs retrofitted to accommodate a 
human passenger—to pilot the warhead during its final phase of flight. Moreover, we reported that Kim Jung-un, North Korea’s murderous dictator, volunteered his wife and his mother for astronaut duty. Today, mainstream media outlets including Fox News and The Independent reported that North Korea’s first lady vanished from public view approximately seven months ago. Some claim she is pregnant, others fear Kim Jung-Un’s schizophrenic sister might have murdered her. The truth, however, is that Ri-Sol Ju—Kim’s beloved wife—is en route to Nibiru aboard a modified intercontinental ballistic missile.
Our confidential source in Pyongyang provided shocking information solidifying our initial story and proving that Ri-Sol Ju was launched into space. On October 20, North Korea tested its anti-Nibiru defense system; the missile lifted off from the Tonghae Satellite Launching Ground located on the eastern peninsula, also known as North Korea’s Space Coast. The mainstream media, operating in collusion with the Obama administration, reported the “incident” as another failed launch attempt by a tyrant flexing his nuclear muscles.
“The Obama administration had to conceal the truth,” our source said. “It pressured the press into going along with a story about a missile that failed to leave its launch pad. This is a blatant lie. In fact, it’s quite possible other launch attempts may have been successful. Why would Obama want to hide this? First, it would alert the world to Nibiru. Second, it would demonstrate that Kim Jong-un is really a 
loving, caring man who cares about humanity’s future. Think about it: sending your spouse on a one-way trip to stop Nibiru is a far more compassionate act than shooting her in the head. She is providing a valuable service to God, country, and Supreme Leader.”
Asked about Ri-sol Ju’s mysterious disappearance, our source said that she, along with eleven other volunteers, was enrolled into North Korea’s secret astronaut training program, hidden from prying eyes at the country’s Musudan-ri training facility, allegedly shielded from satellite observation using stolen Ukrainian stealth technology.
“The training program is quite comprehensive,” our source said. “Similar to NASA’s, except for this detail: enrolling in the space program guarantees a longer life to the enrolled astronauts. Most reasonable persons would rather die for the greater good of humankind than bleed out from bullet wounds. This way, they go out in a blaze of glory. Make no mistake, these fortunate few are treated lavishly for the duration of training—given two servings of rice a day and a soft wooden bed, instead of a cold, stone floor, on which to sleep. Mrs. Un was no exception. They treated her like royalty during the rigorous ordeal.”
He compared the physical preparedness to that undertaken by United States Navy Seals. They hiked twelve miles a day, chanting and 
singing songs about the Glorious Leader. They swam in North Korea’s shark-infested waters. Just like Navy Seals, all anti-Nibiru defense candidates could drop out of the program by simply passing in front of an active 30mm anti-aircraft gun.
“Fortunately for Mrs. Un, she graduated at the top of her class, exceeding all expectations and earning meritorious praise from her husband,” our source revealed. “She was chosen to be the first woman to go to Nibiru.”
The country held a parade in her honor, and October 20th, armed guards escorted Ri-sol Ju to the launch facility and seated her in the modified capsule. Around 6:30 am Pyongyang time, she blasted off into space in Nibiru’s general direction, allegedly using coordinates Kim Jong-un had obtained from “GLP,” a popular internet conspiracy forum.
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