Nibiru favored Donald J. Trump, says Jaelle Jafranka, a Romanian gypsy currently living in Mayfield, New York. Jafranka has spent thirty 
years studying Nibiru’s influence on persons’ actions and behaviors. A self-taught astrologer, numerologist, and nibiruologist, she has recently added the time-honored skill of phrenology to her comprehensive repertoire of divining techniques. By studying the shape and curvature of a person’s head, Jafranka harvests celestial energies, giving her insight into the past, present, and future.
“Donald Trump is very great man,” Ms. Jafranka said. “He has very large head. Nice shape. Like bowling ball. His head has many bumps. Many months ago, I tried to meet Mr. Trump, to offer him a personal reading, but was turned away.”
In September, Jafranka traveled to Trump Tower hoping to meet the wealthy Republican nominee, but Trump’s security and secret service detail escorted her from the Manhattan skyscraper before she neared the business mogul’s private offices. Regardless, Ms. Jafranka holds no malice toward Trump’s exemplary security detail and believes that Trump will accomplish magnificent feats.
“I understand they were just doing their job,” she said. “I wanted to bless the future president and read his head. I sprayed the lobby with 
sacred Gypsy oils. This made them think I wanted to poison Mr. Trump. I wish him good tidings. He needs to know Nibiru favored him, and helped him win the election. I have seen many photographs of President-elect Trump. He has a large almond-shaped bump on the upper left side of his head. That is Nibiru.”
Nibiru, she says, was rising, in conjunction with Jupiter and Saturn on June 16th, 2015, the day Trump announced his candidacy. Nibiru’s entrancing radiance guaranteed that Trump would vanquish his Republican foes and move forward to conquer his utmost rival, Hillary Clinton.
“Hillary is not good,” Ms. Jafranka said. “Nibiru was in declination when nasty Hillary Clinton entered the race. Mr. Trump’s ascension was certain from the very first day.”
Despite her love for all things Trump, Ms. Jafranka expressed concerns over Trump’s stance on immigration reform; an undocumented citizen, she fears that Gypsies might be lumped together with Muslims, Mexicans, Canadians, and radical Islamic terrorists—and face immediate deportation.
“Many Gypsies fear being deported,” she said. “We come to America for better life. Dumpsters have much better food in America than in Romania. We aspire to great things here. Like Mr. Trump, we want to live in a palace in the sky. He is close to God.”
Ms. Jafranka plans to petition for American citizenship, and, if successful, apply for one of the 4000 jobs currently being filled by Trump’s presidential transition team. “Every president needs an advisor with alternative skills like astrology,” she said. “Ronald had Nancy. Trump will have me.”
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