Donald J. Trump should have aced the first presidential debate against Hillary Clinton. Had he stuck to his talking points, and heeded the advice of Russian President Vladimir Putin, Trump would have put the final nail in Hillary’s coffin. Instead, he allowed Hillary Clinton to burrow beneath his skin and fell victim to a liberally complicit moderator, Lester Holt, who kept Trump on the defensive. Hours 
before the debate, the wealthy Republican candidate fielded an emergency telephone call from Vladimir Putin. The Russian leader urged Trump to admit Nibiru is real and press Hillary Clinton on her stance regarding how to save humanity from the dark star and its seven orbiting planets.
Trump’s campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway, agreed and amended a detailed list of talking points to include a discussion on Nibiru. She told Trump to present evidence substantiating Nibiru’s existence and to demand qualified answers as to why Hillary Clinton and her former master, Barrack Hussein Obama, have perpetuated a cover-up that threatens all humankind. Hillary Clinton and her pal, Lester Holt, managed to derail Trump’s normally focused mind, compelling the Republican candidate to answer banal questions about racism and tax returns rather than addressing an issue of importance to the entire planet.
A source close to the Trump campaign said: “Even though Trump has already promised Nibiru disclosure as his first presidential act, he was prepared to take the plunge last night, and to hammer Hillary Clinton on her failure to address the topic when she was both a senator and the Secretary of State. They distracted him with questions on ridiculous topics—keeping him from going forward with a conversation about Nibiru. Something just happened with Donald.”
Something did happen. Trump was on the ropes, ducking punches and unfair jabs that rendered him confused and unfocused. His opponents baited him, and he took 
the line and ran with it. Many expected an unhealthy Hillary Clinton to cough, faint, or drop dead on stage, but drug therapy—or a reptilian body double, some claim—gave her enough strength to muddle through the ninety minute fiasco.
Across the ocean, Russia watched with interest. Russian Ambassador to the United States Vitaly Churkin expressed disappointment at Trump’s failure to address the Nibiru cataclysm. “These Trump is very good man. We like him lots. President Putin prayed Trump have strength to talk about Nibiru, but this not happen,” Churkin said. “Dark forces working here. We hope next debate he regains footing and puts nasty Hillary lady away.”
Our source within the Trump campaign, a close friend of Ivanka, confirmed that dark, ominous forces indeed were working overtime in the underbelly of Hofstra University. According to our source, Trump had almost regained his composure and was on the verge of mentioning Nibiru; but as his lips parted to utter the dark star’s name, his campaign manager spotted sharpshooters in the rafters of the debate hall. They had high-powered rifles aimed at Trump She waved her arms frantically in the air, motioning Trump into an uncharacteristic moment of stunned silence.
“This was obviously a last resort,” our source said,” orchestrated by Hillary Clinton and Barrack Obama—to guarantee Trump’s silence on Nibiru. They could have killed him or his family, and simply blamed it on ISIS, Russia, or China, and declared war.”
Moreover, an unnamed witness allegedly noticed three unmarked, black vans parked outside the debate hall. The vans, he said, were identical to those used by the Libyan hit squad tasked with assassinating Ronald Reagan in 1982.
The next debate airs October 9th. Many topics will likely be discussed. Trump’s convictions will be tested; whether he gathers the strength disclose the Nibiru apocalypse, only time will tell.
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