Madame Rosemary, a seventy-seven year old chain-smoking woman who lives with fifty cats in a dilapidated Victorian home in northern New York, says that Nibiru is rapidly approaching our inner solar system and will soon “unleash hell” upon the Earth. Although she has no scientific background, Madame Rosemary is a renowned remote viewer and accredited psychic. Her knowledge of 
Nibiru rivals NASA’s brightest minds. Soon, she warned us between cigarette puffs, Nibiru will arrive, and “there is nothing anyone can do to stop it.”
While she lacks telescopes and other scientific gadgets used by rogue astronomers and discredited scientists to plot Nibiru’s trajectory, Madame Rosemary possesses valuable tools for gaining insight and information not privy to the general public; she divines information, she says, through her cats.
One cat in particular, a black domestic long haired called “Scruffy,” told her of Nibiru and its grave consequences to Earth.
“One day, many years ago,” said Madame Rosemary, “Scruffy meowed. She’s typically a quiet cat and doesn’t make much noise. But when she meowed, I could tell right then and there that she was trying to tell me something’ important. Her meow sounded like the word Nibiru. I was sitting outside on my porch, divining the stars, and that’s when I saw it and understood what Scruffy was trying to tell me.”
Through Scruffy, Madame Rosemary learned that Nibiru is a massive planet, perhaps ten times Earth’s mass, composed of magnesium and aluminum, surrounded by an enormous cloud of red iron oxide dust that effectively renders the rogue planet invisible. Nibiru, she claims, is on a collision course with Earth, and will likely collide with our moon, either pummeling it to dust or knocking it out of orbit. Scruffy, she says, shares her visions. “Scruffy has nightmares and I know she’s dreaming about Nibiru,” Madame Rosemary said.
Our New York Source wheedled additional information from the normally reclusive Madame Rosemary. She revealed shocking information regarding climatic earth changes associated with Nibiru’s imminent arrival. “Small birds chirping and snow in the Adirondacks in June are portents of Nibiru getting close, very close,” she confided. “Scruffy told me this.” Ironically, discredited NASA scientist Dr. Ronald Shimschuck confirmed this hypothesis during an interview last month.
When pressed for more details, she said, “I tried travelling to Nibiru. I do astral projection. But half way there I heard voices saying ‘stop, we do not want you here’ and I was forced 
back into my body.”
Our source asked Madame Rosemary if her other cats had psychic abilities, to which she replied, “My cats are vessels of communication. And I don’t have 50 cats. I only have 27 cats. A neighbor tried to report me to the state health department saying I had 50 cats. Do you see 50 cats here?”
Madame Rosemary predicts great trials and tribulations, but insists Nibiru will not destroy all life on Earth; Scruffy assures her that her collapsing home and a nearby Walmart will be spared Nibiru’s wrath.